Rose McGowan credited as playing...
- Chris: I was just wondering how it went with the doctor.
- Piper: Well, you'll be happy to know that you're a boy.
- [holds up ultrasound picture]
- Chris: That's not what I meant.
- Paige: [looking at picture] I don't see it.
- Piper: Oh, see, it's this little thing right here...
- [points]
- Chris: Whoa!
- [grabs ultrasound]
- Chris: Excuse me! Do you mind?
- [Morris extends his arm to touch Piper's belly]
- Darryl: Hey, if you ask me, there's nothing more beautiful than a preg...
- Piper: Do it, and you'll pull back a bloody stub.
- [Morris retracts his arm]
- Paige: She's a little sensitive right now.
- Darryl: I can see that.
- Leo: ...plus ours will be doubly magical - half Whitelighter. Half witch.
- Paige: Hey, that's like me. Oh. You might have some problems.
- Phoebe: Last night two guys held up a bar and a vigilante killed them.
- Paige: Sounds more like you need an arrest warrant, not a potion.
- Phoebe: Not when the vigilante is tall, dark and handsome and can send people flying with the wave of a hand.
- Piper: Well, that doesn't mean it's Cole.
- Phoebe: Did I forget to mention the scorch marks?
- Piper: See, *that* means it's Cole.
- Piper: So let me get this straight. You summoned me to a cage where our powers don't work so, what, we could all die together?
- Paige: I'll admit the plan has a few flaws.
- Piper: I've come to the conclusion that if you've got it, then you must flaunt it.
- [lifts her shirt a little to show her pregnant tummy]
- Phoebe: That's my niece in that belly.
- Paige: She's my niece, too.
- Phoebe: Hi, niece. It's your favorite aunt, Phoebe.
- Phoebe: No time to dawdle, there's a baby on the way.
- Leo: This is crazy. You can't leave like this.
- Paige: We, very well can't ignore Chris's birth now can we?
- Chris: I'm the baby. I give you permission to.
- Piper: Oh, you know what? She's getting angry. And our powers don't work so good when we're angry.
- Mitzy Stillman: We've got them now.
- Piper: Yeah, you've got us now so why don't you blow us up?
- Phoebe: Piper, death bad, life good.
- Paige: Don't worry, this bimbo couldn't hit the broadside of a beauty parlour. Check out that dye job.
- [the blonde sisters gasp]
- Mabel Stillman: How dare you!
- [Mabel blows up the doors]
- Piper: Run!
- Leo: [referring to Paige's scant attire] Uh, Paige, where did you orb in from?
- Paige: I was dealing with some personal issues.
- Leo: Well, I'm your whitelighter so if you ever want to talk...
- Paige, Piper: No.
- Paige: You used to be a demon *and* a lawyer?
- Cole: Yeah.
- Paige: Insert joke here.
- Piper: Paige. Is everything okay?
- Paige: Better than okay. I'm going to have a love life.
- Phoebe: You're making a love potion?
- Paige: No, I'm making a stun potion.
- Piper: So that lovers will be stunned by you?
- Paige: No, so that Kazis will be stunned by me.
- Phoebe: You're in love with a Kazi demon?
- Paige: Try to stay with me, people.
- Leo: As your whitelighter, I'd say go with your instincts.
- Paige: Okay.
- Leo: But as your brother-in-law, going up against your sisters would be pure suicide.
- Paige: Great. You've really helped clarify this issue.
- Paige: We kick evil's ass every day.
- Piper: Sometimes twice a day.
- Paige: Oh, gross. What are you guys watching? Is that some horror movie?
- Piper: No, it's The Joys of Home Birthing. Strangely I'm not feeling the joy.
- Piper: So why is Sir Lust-A-Lot after you?
- Paige: How should I know?
- Piper: Well, because it's your damn fairy tale and it's alive and frozen in our kitchen.
- Piper: Everyone's treating me so differently. I'm still me. There's just a whole lot more of me going on.
- [Paige walks into the attic]
- Paige: Hey, guys. Oh, I'm sorry. Were you ranting?
- Piper: Yes, I was, but I'm done now. Thank you.
- Phoebe: I think I found the demon. Oh my god...
- Paige: What? You can't say "demons" followed by "oh my god" - I'm new at this, I'm likely to panic.
- Paige: Well, I was sort of messing around with Dave...
- Piper: Messing around?
- Paige: Yeah, having sex.
- Piper: Oh.
- Paige: See, that's why I don't want to talk to you about this. It's weird talking to a pregnant lady about sex anyway.
- Piper: Well, Paige, how do you think I got pregnant?
- Paige: Ugh, I don't want to know that either.
- Paige: I can understand wanting to take a break from guys but, come on... she's gonna run out the batteries.
- Piper: Aw, Paige.
- Paige: What?
- [Paige's cell phone rings]
- Paige: Hello? Oh, hey, Phoebe. We were just talking about you.
- Piper: And your batteries.
