Crapper-Dumper .. This is not a Typo
Elevator Operator .. Old Man Cranshaw
Cross Dresser .. J. Edgar Hoover
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DON'T LEAVE! LOTS MORE WILD AND CRAZY CREDITS TO COME!
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Daily Electricians .. [...] Thomas A. Edison
Hey There Lonely Boy .. Ruby and the Romantics Hit Song
Swing Your Partner .. Round and Round
Famous Painter .. Leonardo Da Vinci
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TEA AND COOKIES FOR AUDIENCE MEMBERS WHO STAY TILL THE END OF THE CREDITS!
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Chief Make-Out Artist .. Sergio "The Bull" Bafungulo
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THIS SPACE FOR RENT
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Special Make Up Effects .. Lon Chaney, Jr.
Extras Wrangler .. Annie Bordeau
For the Best Strip Clubs in Town Call .. Bart Crabmeister
Driven to Insanity Alan Shearman
Assistants to the Assistants I.P. Day, Mungoo Ganja, Iva Neuschlong
Photocopier De-Blocker .. Jim "I Haven't Got a Clue" Dicktop
Lip Service .. Laurie Clamidia
Long Distance Runner .. Jed Wheezer
Tail Supervisor .. Boris Yeltsin
Great Head .. Valerie Dorkfit
Foreskin .. Rabbi Shlomo Focukakta
The Carpenters .. Karen and Richard
Assistant Carpenters .. [...] Jesus of Nazareth
Painters .. Vincent van Gogh
Plastered .. Buck Livergone
Drug Runner .. Emilio Jesus, Estor Miguel Maria Jones
Fluffer .. Lola Vivacious
Local Shop Keepers .. Dale and Bob Flatbed
Weekly Fourth Assistant Directors .. Terrence Halflife, Margaret Pigshoof,
Vinnie "The Accountant" Stugazz,
Rugsham "Give it to me, Baby?" Singh
Memo to Post Supervisor from Producers .. You're Fired
Clap Trap .. Tiajuana Sue
Ladies Man .. Jock Sinep
Polly Grip .. A Denture Aid
The Number of the Beast .. 666
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[TAP-TAP] HELLO-OH? IS THIS ON? [TAP-TAP]
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Really Good Beer .. Anything Brewed in Bavaria
Das Kapital .. Karl Marx
Really Expensive Whatchamacallit CGI Machine Operator ..
Wolfgang "Let's Do It in CGI" Pixelkopf
Moldy Cheese Maker .. Hervé Lactose
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Bangkok Unit
Rikshaw Driver .. Phon Duck Tu
Thanks for the Great Weekend, Duck Tu!
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Moon Unit
Director .. Xtro Isitope
First Assistant Director .. Manfred "I Can't Work Under These Zero Gravity
Conditions" Fredman
Director Of Photography .. System "5/ZXB20-20" - Optical Cyborg
First Assistant Cameraman .. Ragstrum ^&*()(%$#!!**&^ (pronounced "Smith")
Special Effects Supervisor .. Zujj Al Nushshabah (not to be mistaken with
Zujj Al Nushshabah from star cluster ZN5311,ATP187)
Location Manager .. Nicky "The Glow Worm" Radium
Anti Matter .. The Evil Captain Kirk
Minutely Detailed Miniature Spacecraft Never Used ..
Timmy "Get a Life" Glueschinoz
Space Stuff Consultants .. Stephen Hawkins, Albert Einstein
Slime Removal .. Gacrux Alien Residual Disposal, Inc.
"Nothing Grosses Us Out"
Space Debris Provided By .. The Papua New Guinea Space Agency
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Fart Sound Effects Courtesy of .. Franc and Beens Jet Propulsion Laboratories
Film Sprocket Hole Puncher .. Yankl "The Knife" Moyle
The Producers Want to Thank .. God (for saving our ass)
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FAGITABOUTIT!
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AH...WELL...IT SEEMS THE CATERER FORGOT TO SHOW UP WITH TEA AND COOKIES.
SORRY.
INSTEAD FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE, WE PRESENT FARTSOUND EFFECTS OUTTAKES...
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The Standard, Everyday Fart
The Girlie Fart
The Hairy Truck Driver Fart
The Squishy Fart
The "Thank God, I Just Made It To The Bathroom" Fart
The "No, No, That Was Me Getting Up From A Vinyl Couch" Fart
The Misfire Fart
The Royal Ripper Fart
