"Cops" meets "Star Wars" as a camera crew spends a day travelling around with Imperial Troopers on the beat. The first run in is called Stolen Droids and is about some Jawas who are suspected of possessing stolen goods. The second is a Domestic Dispute involving a couple who live on a desert farm. Written by
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The spoken intro to the film (which parodies the intro to Cops
(1989)) ends with the monologue "TROOPS is filmed on location with the men of the Imperial Forces. All suspects are guilty - Period! Otherwise, they wouldn't be suspects, would they?" See more
Capt. Bach's name is misspelled as "Bauch" in the end credits. See more
Captain Jyanix Bach
Well, what we had here was that these, uh, Jawas had stolen some Imperial property and it unfortunately turned violent. These Jawas do this kind of stuff all the time, pickin' up, you know, stray droids and sellin' them off to the highest-paying customer...
[Imperial unit blasts Sandcrawler in the background.
Capt. Reh Teah
Well, we didn't find the droids we were looking for, but we did find one that a kid had reported stolen. So, he and his parents are gonna come down to the detention center and, uh, pick it...
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