Computer Beach Party (1987)

Greedy locals are trying to turn some beach property into a tourist attraction, and a computer expert sets out to use is knowledge of computers--along with the help of several local "beach bunnies"--to stop them.

Director:

Gary Troy

Writers:

Paul Galle, Gary Troy

Stars:

Stacey Nemour, Hank Amico, André Chimène

Cast

Credited cast:
Stacey Nemour	...	Allison
Hank Amico	...	Andy (as Hank Amigo)
André Chimène	...	Dennis
Hunter Vail	...	Harley
Rich Brakedale	...	Turk
Rest of cast listed alphabetically:
Grany Goracy	...	Singer in Panther
Roger Nemour	...	Guitar player in Panther
Randall Oliver	...	Lifeguard
Panther	...	Themselves
Jeffrey Wurthmann	...	Dan

Storyline

Greedy locals are trying to turn some beach property into a tourist attraction, and a computer expert sets out to use is knowledge of computers--along with the help of several local "beach bunnies"--to stop them.

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Plot Keywords:

beach | computer expert | computer | galveston texas | beach party | 

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Genres:

Comedy

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Details

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

27 July 1988 (USA)

Also Known As:

Strandfieber

Filming Locations:

Galveston, Texas, USA

Company Credits

Production Co:

Southwest Motion Pictures

Technical Specs

Runtime:

97 min

Sound Mix:

Mono 12-Track Digital Sound

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.33 : 1

Did You Know?

Connections

Featured in Found Footage Festival Volume 4: Live in Tucson (2009)

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Soundtracks

Breakout
(c)2008
Words and music by Roger Nemour..
Performed by Panther

User Reviews

Unless you hate your life, skip it

One of my biggest pet peeves with movie lovers is when someone talks about a bad movie and says "that's got to be the worst movie ever made" because they have no fu--ing clue what they are talking about. I'm not saying Computer Beach Party is the worst movie ever made but I'm betting it makes the top 100. This movie will suck out your soul and s--t on it. This movie is so bad that from now on I am going to refer to it as Computer Beach S--tmovie. Do not watch this movie, in fact just stop reading this review. Please! Masochist huh? Well OK, but don't say I didn't warn you.

When Andy and Dennis find a gold coin they stumble upon a hunt for a buried treasure. Unfortunately the people hunting are planning on buying the now public beach and kicking everyone off. Andy and Dennis must rely on there computer beach skills to win a para sailing type race to stop the greedy locals from taking over! The first thing you'll notice when watching Computer Beach S--tmovie is every person is over dubbed and dubbed HORRIBLY. None of the voices match the people and at times it isn't even the same actor dubbing. Next you'll notice the killer of this "film": pacing. Every scene seems to have this strange pause, or moment where all the actors just kinda look at each other. I'm assuming this is because no one actually wrote a script and the actors are all making s--t up on the spot. Most of the things that happen in the film aren't funny and are totally meaningless. This film is so bad three naked girls didn't even help.

And in the end there is no buried treasure in Computer Beach Sh--movie, in fact their beach computers don't even end up helping anyone and one of the biggest dramatic scenes in the film isn't even shown (a message to the audience says it's "too violent"). It feels like all the people making the movie didn't speak English and I wouldn't be surprised if this was the case. I hope these people lost a lot of f--king money making this movie. I hope it made them homeless, no f--k that I hope someone died trying to make this sh--ty movie. Seriously. It's garbage. And next time someone tries to tell you Troll 2 is the worst movie ever made shove over your sh--ty copy of Computer Beach S--tmovie and tell them to watch and learn.

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