Computer Beach Party

These guys really know how to hack. Two geniuses use several kilobytes of raw computing power to generate an illegal beach party full of strong, available women and powerful rock 'music'. There is some nudity, but that's why they call it Silicon Valley - right guys?

There is a plot about treasure, I think, and a land grab? The mayor is in it. The story quickly becomes insignificant as we are enchanted by the state-of-the-art computer graphics which infect this film like ransomware. Of course, special effects have come a long way since 1987 but this was considered the 'Cats' of its day.

Despite the director being in a coma throughout the whole production, the acting still happened and the cameras were switched on. There are people on screen and they have lines of dialogue. Sun, sea, sand, surf and sand. 0b1100001 minutes long.