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(1999–2023)

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Fry: You know the worst thing about being a slave? They make you work, but don't pay you or let you go.

Turanga Leela: That's the only thing about being a slave.

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Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Good news everyone!

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Bender: Bite my shiny metal ass!

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Professor Hubert Farnsworth: I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

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Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Sweet zombie Jesus!

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Professor Hubert Farnsworth: There's no scientific consensus that life is important.

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Dr. Zoidberg: Hooray!

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[Futurama in-show commercials]

TV Announcer: Planet Express - Our crew is replaceable, your package isn't.

TV Announcer: Futurama is brought to you by: Glagnar's Human Rinds - It's a buncha, muncha, cruncha... human.

[crunch]

TV Announcer: Lightspeed Briefs - Style and comfort for the discriminating crotch.

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Turanga Leela: Just make a simple cake. And this time, if someone's going to jump out of it, make sure to put them in after you cook it.

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Captain Zapp Brannigan: [about the space ship Titanic] I am gonna fly her brains out.

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Fry: [after waking up from a dream] What a weird dream! I'll never get back to sleep...

[Fry goes back to sleep and snores]

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Turanga Leela: So long, jerkwads!

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Bender: What do you mean "we", flesh-tube?

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Professor Hubert Farnsworth: [about Hermes' grandmother] Your granny can go to hell!

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Turanga Leela: You just corralled a bunch of stiffs at the bus station and pocketed our money!

Bender Bending Rodriguez: True. But in the end, isn't that what Valentine's day is really all about?

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Bender: Neat!

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Bender: Lies, lies and slander!

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Hermes Conrad: I'm more hungry than a green snake in a sugar cane field!

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Tinny Tim: You raised my hopes and dashed them quite expertly, Sir!

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George Takei: Yes it was me. And I never would have got away with it regardless of you meddling kids.

Fry: And you knew bombing the Stadium would drive people into the Kabuki Theatre!

George Takei: No, that's not why I did it.

Fry: Why then?

George Takei: I'm Mentally Ill!

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Galaxy: When you do the right thing, people won't know if you've done anything at all.

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Turanga Leela: I'm sorry you had to see that, Fry, usually I let my sadness fester quietly inside as a Mental Illness.

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Niblonian 1: I fear we are cute.

Niblonian 2: Oh, niggle-snoosh!

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Bender: But going through a divorce together, you can't pretend that didn't bring us closer together.

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Bender Bending Rodriguez: [in the year 3000] To the flying machine!

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Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Hermes! Don't push that button!

Hermes Conrad: [long bureaucratic pause] Okay

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Fry: [Matrix Parody] When you say the human body is the most efficient thing to use as a battery, wouldn't anything make a better battery? Like a potato? Or a battery?

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Tinny Tim: Pardon me, kind Goon...

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Turanga Leela: Fry, you don't have an artistic bone in your body!

Fry: I'll have you know that I bejazzle my own underpants!

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Dr. Zoidberg: By the way, I took the liberty of fertilizing your caviar.

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Professor Hubert Farnsworth: No! I was about to close the deal!

Fry: Bender! They had a backwards time machine!

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Fry: This is a cool way to die!

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Professor Hubert Farnsworth: [Funeral] Let us bow our heads in prayer. Oh, mighty Isis...

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Turanga Leela: Good job, Kif!

Kif: [starts crying]

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Amy Wong: My fabulous body! It's ruined! What happened to my parasol?

Fry: I don't know. It wasn't here when I took your umbrella.

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Bender: Let's go already!

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Bender: [his butt upgrade has round rubber pads] You, Sir, have defaced a Masterpiece!

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Amy Wong: [Planet Express is Closing] It's so sad! Where will I go? What will I do?

Butler: There's Mrs Darlinghaven's cotillion at seven.

Amy Wong: That'll be nice...

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Elzar: Helmut Spargle? What's he been up to?

Bender: He's dead! His stomach exploded by coincidence after eating a meal I cooked. But the point is, you're his sworn enemy and I am here to avenge him!

Elzar: Okay, but it sounds like you killed him.

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Humplings: Those are the 93 words we don't say!

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Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Wangle a new dangle on life!

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Bender: Stuff like this is too Classy to steal. I made free with it!

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Bender: All right! Closure!

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Hobo: I'm not drunk, I'm Mentally Ill! But I agree with what, what you said.

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Fry: You can't write TV like that! Smart things make people feel stupid!

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Turanga Leela: I'm not attracted to Bullies.

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