Deep Blue Sea (1999) Poster

(1999)

LL Cool J: Preacher

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  • Preacher : Einstein's theory of relativity. Grab hold of a hot pan, second can seem like an hour. Put your hands on a hot woman, an hour can seem like a second. It's all relative.

    Tom Scoggins : I spent four years at CalTech, and that's the best physics explanation I've ever heard.

  • Preacher : Ooh, I'm done! Brothers never make it out of situations like this! Not ever!

  • Preacher : I'm not Daniel when he faced the lion. So I appreciate the irony, Lord! Cook dies in his own oven! But I've got other plans!

    Preacher : [jumps out of upper oven and swims away, lights lighter]  You ate my bird!

    [throws lighter into open oven and blows up the shark] 

  • Preacher : We will start with the perfect omelette which is made with two eggs not three. Amateurs often add milk for density; this is a mistake.

  • Carter Blake : A 45-foot shark, and you hit me. Nice.

    Preacher : Shit, it could've been worse. I could've let him eat your ass.

  • Preacher : Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil. For thou art with me. Thy rod and thy staff, they comfort me. Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life. Because I carry a big stick and I'm the meanest mother fucker in the valley! Two sharks down, Lord! One demon fish to go! Can I get an Amen?

  • Tom Scoggins : Come on, Jan was a healthy girl she must've had something that run on batteries.

    Preacher : Nice.

    Tom Scoggins : Where would a girl keep her... rrrrrrrn... thing?

    Preacher : Hey, what's the matter with you?

  • [last lines] 

    Carter Blake : Let me tell you, man. I quit this job.

    Preacher : Take me back to the ghetto.

    Carter Blake : Amen.

  • Preacher : [to Carter who has his feet in the water]  Let me ask you something, are you sure it was just three sharks?

    Carter Blake : Yeah.

    Preacher : Oh. Okay.

    Preacher : [Carter takes his feet out of the water]  That's more like it.

  • Preacher : [talking to shark]  You ate my bird!

  • Sherman "Preacher" Dudley : You weren't the sunny kid in your class, were you?

    Carter Blake : I never went to class.

  • Preacher : Carter!

    Carter Blake : Hey.

    Preacher : Bring me some sushi.

  • The Parrot : Fat butt... you got a big fat butt!

    Preacher : Any of your nonsense and we're gonna have tiny little drumsticks on the menu tonight.

  • Preacher : You're the guy that got caught in that avalanche, right?

    Russell Franklin : Yeah, I'm the one.

    Preacher : Like black men don't have enough ways to get killed without climbing up some stupid ass mountain in the middle of God's nowhere! You leave that to the white folks! Brother!

  • Preacher : I hate to interrupt this moment of burgeoning intimacy but can we get the fuck out of here?

  • Preacher : All right, all right, all right. Okay, okay, okay. If this is a lesson about the drinking, let's just say I've learned.

    [Sherman drops the bottle] 

    Preacher : Don't need to get all carried away, showing me your vengeful side. I know your wrath, Lord!

  • Preacher : Man I hate this song.

    Brenda : Like the tunes Preach?

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