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Men Cry Bullets (1998)

A young man wants to be a female impersonator, but gets mocked in his very first performance by a fierce older woman. He finds out where she lives and goes to her house expecting an apology... See full summary »


Tamara Hernandez
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Cast overview, first billed only:
Steven Nelson ... Billy
Honey Lauren ... Gloria
Jeri Ryan ... Lydia (as Jeri Lynn Ryan)
Michael Mangiamele Michael Mangiamele ... Paper Boy
Harry Ralston Harry Ralston ... Freddy Fishnets / Homeless Man
Bob Sherer ... Bootser
Sabrina Bertaccini ... Collette
Simara Richler Simara Richler ... Blue-Haired Woman
Jon Simanton ... The Devil
Mark Trombino Mark Trombino ... The Angel
Tricia Collins Tricia Collins ... Gloria's Mother (as Trish Elliot)
Chanda Chanda ... Tarty Tina
Robert D. Reimer Robert D. Reimer ... Nick the Prick (as Rob Reimer)
Allan Louis ... Cherry-Ho
Hugh Bogan Hugh Bogan ... Jimbo


A young man wants to be a female impersonator, but gets mocked in his very first performance by a fierce older woman. He finds out where she lives and goes to her house expecting an apology. Instead, she locks him in her shed and rapes him. It makes him fall for her. But soon her even darker side reveals itself when she believes he is attracted to her more beautiful visiting cousin. Written by Anonymous

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No One Is Too Pretty to Die


Comedy | Drama







Release Date:

8 October 1999 (USA) See more »


Box Office

Opening Weekend USA:

$1,666, 10 October 1999, Limited Release

Gross USA:

$2,303, 17 October 1999
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Id Films See more »
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Aspect Ratio:

1.85 : 1
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Did You Know?


Jeri Ryan's theatrical film debut. See more »


Lydia: I'm too pretty to die!
Gloria: She makes me want to stick a knife in my head.
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This film was genius!
28 March 2003 | by tomjsternSee all my reviews

The naysayers on this message board seem to have a very limited appetite for unique cinematic voices. Ms. Hernandez has created a bold movie, both highly personal and passionate. She has told a story about domestic violence without resorting to cliches by cleverly switching the familiar gender roles. The result is a funny and audacious romp through a psychodrama wonderland. Who could not like a film that features Jerri Ryan going berserk, murdering her cousin's beloved pet pig and then serving the ham to her for Sundau dinner. Roger Ebert was right- this is a great film!

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