Eight mildly-connected stories of or around a group of well-endowed naval lieutenants are told: (1) Mike (Henson) awakens, decides to skip school and knot one off before heading out. (2) A sore-assed paperboy recounts his vigorous sexual manhandling by a overly well-endowed customer. (3) John (Davenport) gives his civilian buddy (Chris) a shooting lesson in firearms; but, aroused by the power at their fingertips, both head back to John's apartment to fire their "other" guns. (4) MIke and John D stop at a motel where Mike bets he can nail the lad swimming in the pool. Taking along a video transmitter to prove it, Mike, claiming he's the hotel masseur responding to a paid-for order, pays a call on the kid while his parents are away. The naive kid nervously lets Mike in and receives his first massage (and first all-male sexual experience) as John watches everthing on his military issue monitor. (5) With a new credit card in hand, Mike picks up two friends from the base (Mike Ryan, Jeff ...
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Most of the characters are referred to by the actors' names, but two of them were actually given character names - Mr. Egan and Admiral Cunningham - but only one actor of these two appears in the credits. See more
Mike's decision to skip school in the opening makes him seem a irresponsible public school student, but by the end of the film he's shown to be a Navy lieutenant who's been a flier for five years. Skipping out on a military class should get him in big trouble. See more
Navy Lieutenant #1
Hey, watch it. You're gonna rip my fundies. What's my girlfriend gonna say?
Guy from Base #2
Fuck your girlfriend - I did.
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