Urban Legend (1998) Poster


Rebecca Gayheart: Brenda Bates



  • Paul Gardener : Hey, how about some interviews? You know, students react to the tragedy on campus.

    Brenda : Okay. I am saddened, and moved by the tragic...

    Natalie : This was someone's life Paul. Did you even spend one minute thinking about that?

    Paul Gardener : No, I didn't. But because of my story, three-thousand five-hundred students will. I think that's enough to help me sleep at night.

  • Brenda : [stabbing Natalie with the scalpel]  Is this the kidney? Or is that the Liver? Oh, well. First organ I see, I'm just gonna grab it!

    [Brenda digs the scalpel in deeper, but Reese bursts through the door with her gun aimed at Brenda] 

    Reese Wilson : Drop the weapon!

    Brenda : [turns around and sees Reese]  Oh great! Rent-a-cop to the rescue.

    Reese Wilson : Move over the the window, now, you loony psycho bitch!

  • Brenda : I must say, Natalie, you have proven your friendship to me. Coming all the way out here without even a little pepper spray to defend yourself with.

  • Brenda : Don't you want to be an urban legend, Nat? All your friends are now.

  • Brenda : Now, if I remove the gag you've got to promise me that you won't scream. Lord knows I had enough of that with Sasha.

    [Brenda smiles and waves, mirroring the killer's little wave after killing Sasha] 

  • [to Natalie, Brenda, Paul, and Sasha] 

    Parker : Don't you guys get it? Come on, it's just like that urban legend.

    Natalie : What are you talking about?

    Parker : You know the story, A boy and a girl, parked out in the woods, making out...

    Brenda : [to Natalie]  You made out with him?

  • Natalie : Brenda, you need help.

    Brenda : I have already tried therapy! Obviously, it did me no good, Natalie.

  • Damon : I'll see you two in class tomorrow.

    Brenda : Unfortunately!

  • Natalie : You're fucking crazy!

    Brenda : I prefer the term "eccentric". But, yeah, I guess I'm a little "nutty".

  • Professor William Wexler : Had those before?

    Brenda : Yeah. They're Pop Rocks; they crackle in your mouth.

    Professor William Wexler : Eat some... thirsty?... What's wrong? Something you might have heard about mixing Pop Rocks and Soda?

    Brenda : Well, supposedly, your stomach and your intestines and everything bursts.

  • [Damon has just sneaked up on Brenda and Natalie, proceeding to scare them half to death] 

    Damon : Boo!

    Brenda : [In disgust]  Is that what you do in your spare time, Damon? Just go around scaring people like a freak?

  • Brenda : What's happening? I heard Sasha on the radio and...

    Natalie : She's dead!

    Brenda : Oh my God! Are you sure?

  • Brenda : [after hearing about the news of Michelle Mancini's death by decapitation]  Hey, did anyone here know her? She roomed in Daly.

    Sasha , Parker : No.

    Brenda : [Natalie seems lost in thought. Brenda snaps her fingers]  Hello? Space cadet.

    Natalie : Oh, no. I didn't know her.

    Damon : Actually, you know, I did know her.

    Sasha : You did?

    Damon : Yeah, and I'll miss her, too. Girl gave great head.

  • Natalie : Wait a second. Isn't there another legend about a guy with an axe in a woman's backseat?

    Sasha : Hello? My mom still checks the backseat before getting into her car.

    Natalie : That's how Michelle Mancini died.

    Brenda : Oh my God.

    Sasha : What are you trying to say, Natalie?

    Natalie : It's like someone out there is taking all these legends, and making them reality.

    Parker : [Sasha and Brenda seem momentarily worried for Natalie, but Parker seizes the moment]  Well, my big question is: what is he gonna do next, huh? Maybe put spider eggs in bubblegum? Or maybe ram a gerbil up a celebrity's ass?

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