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Nobody Knows Anything!

  • 2003
  • R
  • 1h 30m
IMDb RATING
3.2/10
713
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Mike Myers, Robert Englund, Janeane Garofalo, Virginia Madsen, Kristen Johnston, Tim Meadows, Alanna Ubach, Margaret Cho, Richard Kind, Ed Lauter, Michael Lerner, Wayne Rogers, Ryan Stiles, and Fred Willard in Nobody Knows Anything! (2003)
In this comedy about Hollywood, Sarah thinks making a movie is easy. With the guidance of her screenwriter uncle, she goes on a wild journey into the world of Hollywood where she meets crazy studio execs, insane producers and a gangster who agrees to finance her film - for a price...
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In this comedy about Hollywood, Sarah thinks making a movie is easy. With the guidance of her screenwriter uncle, she goes on a wild journey into the world of Hollywood where she meets crazy... Read allIn this comedy about Hollywood, Sarah thinks making a movie is easy. With the guidance of her screenwriter uncle, she goes on a wild journey into the world of Hollywood where she meets crazy studio execs, insane producers and a gangster who agrees to finance her film - for a pric... Read allIn this comedy about Hollywood, Sarah thinks making a movie is easy. With the guidance of her screenwriter uncle, she goes on a wild journey into the world of Hollywood where she meets crazy studio execs, insane producers and a gangster who agrees to finance her film - for a price...

  • Director
    • William Tannen
  • Writer
    • David Pasquesi
  • Stars
    • Linda Black
    • Alan Blumenfeld
    • Carmine Caridi
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  • IMDb RATING
    3.2/10
    713
    YOUR RATING
    • Director
      • William Tannen
    • Writer
      • David Pasquesi
    • Stars
      • Linda Black
      • Alan Blumenfeld
      • Carmine Caridi
    • 5User reviews
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    Linda Black
    • Usherette
    Alan Blumenfeld
    Alan Blumenfeld
    • Mayor
    Carmine Caridi
    Carmine Caridi
    • Frankie C.
    Margaret Cho
    Margaret Cho
    • Rental Car Agent
    Peter Cohen
    • Peach Protestor #3
    Stephen Colbert
    Stephen Colbert
    • TV Newsman
    Mike Connors
    Mike Connors
    • Joe Mannix
    Paul Dooley
    Paul Dooley
    • Warden
    Murphy Dunne
    • Psychiatrist
    Robert Englund
    Robert Englund
    • Jack Sampson
    Charles Esten
    Charles Esten
    • Conner Fulton
    Pat Finn
    Pat Finn
    • Robber #2
    Janeane Garofalo
    Janeane Garofalo
    • Patty
    Melissa Green
    • Young Miranda
    Archie Hahn
    Archie Hahn
    • Youth Leader
    Larry Hankin
    Larry Hankin
    • Blind Man
    Sebastian Hitzig
    • Sarah's Cameraman
    Kristen Johnston
    Kristen Johnston
    • Miranda
    • Director
      • William Tannen
    • Writer
      • David Pasquesi
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    • Trivia
      The title comes from a William Goldman quote from his book "Adventures in the Screen Trade", where he says that "the single most important fact, perhaps, of the entire movie industry" is that 'nobody knows anything'. If there is a Roman numeral I to this book, that's it.... Not one person in the entire motion picture field knows for a certainty what's going to work. Every time out it's a guess and, if you're lucky, an educated one."
    • Quotes

      Virus: [speaking rapidly, pointing gun into mirror] You laughin' at me, huh? Huh? You laughin' at m- What am I, a clown? Do I amuse you? I'm what, I'm funny now? Huh? You must be laughin' at me; I don't see anybody else around here!

      Patty: You're mixing your movies, dipshit.

      Virus: What?

      Patty: You're mixing your movies.

      Virus: No I'm not.

      Virus: [back to mirror] How the *fuck* do I amuse you, huh?

      Patty: That's Joe Pesci.

      Virus: No, Pesci wasn't in Taxi Driver.

      Patty: That's what i'm saying. You're mixing your movies.

      Virus: No I'm not.

      Patty: [disgusted] Whatever.

      Virus: "Whatever." Good response; I guess you win.

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    2/10
    A GOOD MOVIE - NO - A GREAT MOVIE
    I found this movie absolutely great.

    It was fantastic. I was very tired and unable to sleep at 4 in the morning, so I put on Nobody Knows Anything.

    Not even halfway through, did I feel the excitement...there it was...

    Me - wanting to go to sleep.

    This movie is perfect for wanting to go to bed.

    If you've never tried this as a sleep remedy - you should really try watching this movie without closing your eyes.

    The perfect movie to go to sleep by....

    A special thanks to the writer, director, actors, and producers who made this all possible.

    This is why I rated this film so highly...I gave it a two - because it helped me go to sleep.
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    • casablancavic
    • Nov 5, 2018

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    • Release date
      • October 2003 (United States)
    • Country of origin
      • United States
    • Language
      • English
    • Also known as
      • Sarah: Portrait of a Film School Graduate
    • Filming locations
      • California, USA
    • Production companies
      • Echelon Entertainment
      • West Wind Entertainment
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      1 hour 30 minutes
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