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Nobody Knows Anything! (2003)

R | | Comedy | October 2003 (USA)
In this comedy about Hollywood, Sarah thinks making a movie is easy. With the guidance of her screenwriter uncle, she goes on a wild journey into the world of Hollywood where she meets ... See full summary »


William Tannen


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Cast overview, first billed only:
Linda Black Linda Black ... Usherette
Alan Blumenfeld ... Mayor
Carmine Caridi ... Frankie C.
Margaret Cho ... Rental Car Agent
Peter Cohen Peter Cohen ... Peach Protestor #3
Stephen Colbert ... TV Newsman
Mike Connors ... Joe Mannix
Paul Dooley ... Warden
Murphy Dunne Murphy Dunne ... Psychiatrist
Robert Englund ... Jack Sampson
Charles Esten ... Conner Fulton
Pat Finn ... Robber #2
Janeane Garofalo ... Patty
Melissa Green Melissa Green ... Young Miranda
Archie Hahn ... Youth Leader


In this comedy about Hollywood, Sarah thinks making a movie is easy. With the guidance of her screenwriter uncle, she goes on a wild journey into the world of Hollywood where she meets crazy studio execs, insane producers and a gangster who agrees to finance her film - for a price... Written by Anonymous

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Rated R for language including sexual references | See all certifications »






Release Date:

October 2003 (USA) See more »

Also Known As:

Sarah: Portrait of a Film School Graduate See more »

Filming Locations:

Los Angeles, California, USA

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The title comes from a William Goldman quote from his book "Adventures in the Screen Trade", where he says that "the single most important fact, perhaps, of the entire movie industry" is that 'nobody knows anything'. If there is a Roman numeral I to this book, that's it.... Not one person in the entire motion picture field knows for a certainty what's going to work. Every time out it's a guess and, if you're lucky, an educated one." See more »


[first lines]
Sarah: I need ta... grab 'em in the first minute.
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So Horrible I want my 10 minutes back
11 October 2006 | by slntnsntySee all my reviews

I actually suffered through 10 minutes of this thinking that it might get better.... Please do yourself a favor, and don't bother watching this.

Unless you enjoy intolerably bad movies, your time is better spent anywhere else.

And I do mean ANYWHERE.

It is hard to believe that any of these actors who participated in this movie did not get banned from the business permanently. It certainly is a black mark on their careers in my opinion.

So, what was wrong with this movie? Poor Acting. Bad Jokes. Bad Plot.

What is good about this movie? You don't have to watch it.

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