Jack Frost (1998)
Charlie: Rory, you know what it's like to have no dad.
Rory Buck: Yeah, I do. It sucks! A snowdad is better than no dad.
Jack: My balls are freezin! I never thought I'd say THAT with a smile on my face.
Charlie: But Dad...!
Jack: But Dad? Did you just call me Butt Dad? I ought to make you Butt Boy.
Jack: [climbs into a car] Bye Butt Family!
Jack: Three balls, two sticks, one corked nose. Snowman? No. Much, much more. I am the Wizard of Blizzard! Hahahahahaha! Now run you little mountain goats!
Jack: Whhhhrrrr. Pull your veichle over to the right.
[Rory is distracted and tumbles down the hill to the right]
Jack: You brought me back with the magic harmonica!
Charlie: What? I thought you made that up!
Jack: Believe me, so did I!
[Jack discovers he is a snowman]
Jack: [sees his genitals are gone] Oh, no!
[Jack is pelted with two snowballs, which stick to his chest and become like boobs]
[throws them back]
Charlie: Hold on. This is really weird. I just hugged a snowman!
Charlie: Mac! Mac, wake up! Chester just peed on a live snowman!
Natalie: Go pick on someone as dumb as you!
Rory Buck: As dumb as me?
Natalie: I hope you know that school bullies make up 75% of our prison population.