It seemed like a normal day. Sit back at your computer, put in a new CD-ROM and relax. Unfortunately the galaxy had other plans. Without warning, a loud crash introduces you to the Starship Titanic: The Ship That Cannot Possibly Go Wrong. As the galaxy's most most prestigious, most impressive, largest and therefore most expensive interstellar liner, the Starship Titanic should be the flying treasure of the universe. Unfortunately something has, quite obviously gone wrong, or at least gone unexpectedly. The ship's main computer, Titania, has been sabotaged and gone insane. As a result, all the artificial personalities that manage the ship are also affected. You'll need to deal with a DeskBot, a BellBot, a BarBot not to mention a sarcastic parrot, a proud elevator and a stupid bomb. Without time or consideration to any other options, you find yourself quickly shanghaied aboard the Titanic, given an cheap, economy-sized room and put in charge of fixing the puzzling situation aboard the ...
Did You Know?
A video message from Douglas Adams
telling the player to "...Get on with it..." can be found at the begining of the game by clicking on the T.V. in the opening room. See more
Chicken, chicken, squawk, oh bliss! Oh bleeding heck, this chicken's cold! What's this, some sort of low-calorie fob-off? Where's the steaming fat? Where's the hot running grease? This is no chicken - this is some dirty no-good health food!