V.I.P.

The story goes like this:

I was just a girl who was working at a hotdog stand, when a movie star asked me out on date, and I happen to save his life. And so in order to save face he told everyone I was a professional body guard. Which of course I am not, trust me. Then I was asked to be a figure head at a body guard agencey. They said I don't have to use any weapons or be in danger, and I always am.

Translation:

I was a boy who was bored one night, and to save me from boredom I started to watch Pammy. And to save face I started to like Pammy, which I usually don't, trust me. I was asked to be a figure head of her fan club. They say I won't be bored on a Wednesday night, and usually I am.

I hate say it guys but if you reach a stage, when Pammela Anderson rescues you from boredom and makes you laugh she will reel you in.

It also a nice change for a super star not to take her self seriously.

Good on Pammy.