| Cast overview, first billed only: | |||
| Jordana Brewster | ... | Delilah Profitt | |
| Clea DuVall | ... | Stokely 'Stokes' Mitchell | |
| Laura Harris | ... | Marybeth Louise Hutchinson | |
| Josh Hartnett | ... | Zeke Tyler | |
| Shawn Hatosy | ... | Stan Rosado | |
| Salma Hayek | ... | Nurse Rosa Harper | |
| Famke Janssen | ... | Miss Elizabeth Burke | |
| Piper Laurie | ... | Mrs. Karen Olson | |
| Christopher McDonald | ... | Mr. Frank Connor (as Chris McDonald) | |
| Bebe Neuwirth | ... | Principal Valerie Drake | |
| Robert Patrick | ... | Coach Joe Willis | |
| Usher | ... | Gabe Santora (as Usher Raymond) | |
| Jon Stewart | ... | Prof. Edward Furlong | |
| Daniel von Bargen | ... | Mr. John Tate | |
| Elijah Wood | ... | Casey Connor | |
On the Harrington High School in Ohio, the newcomer Marybeth Louise Hutchinson tries to befriend the outcast Stokely 'Stokes' Mitchell. The quarterback Stan Rosado quits the football team and breaks off with his girlfriend Delilah Profitt, who is the editor of the school newspaper and head cheerleader. Zeke Tyler, who is repeating the senior year and sells drugs to the other students, has an argument with his teacher Elizabeth Burke. When the bullied Casey Connor finds a weird being on the football field, he brings it to his Professor Edward Furlong that finds that the unknown specimen lives in the water and has the ability of replicating. Later, Delilah brings Casey, who is the photographer of the newspaper and has a crush on her, to the faculty room to snoop around and find any evidence for a story, they need to hide in a closet when Coach Joe Willis and the teacher Karen Olson arrive. Delilah and Casey witness the coach and the teacher attacking Nurse Rosa Harper and they stumble ... Written by Claudio Carvalho, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil
......from Pasto,Colombia...Via: L. A. CA., CALI, COLOMBIA and ORLANDO, FL
Don't you just hate those "friends" who belly laugh harder than anyone in the theater, and then, making conversation after the movie, you ask them, "Wow, you really enjoyed that, didn't you?" and they snap back, "What, are you nuts? That was the worst flick I've seen in years!" Well, that's definitely NOT me.
Despite priding myself on usually disliking a lot of the JUNK churned out by Hollywood, after seeing the FACULTY, and looking into the depths of my soul, I must admit, begrudgingly, it is a rather entertaining movie! Fast-paced, shrewdly pressing all the viewer's buttons, in the right order, it does exactly what its producers want it to: Take you on a cinematic ride!
Still, I'd like to issue TWO Brief Warnings:
1) If You're a Salma Hayek FAN.....Don't Blink! (You just might miss her altogether!) T. O. S. T. = About 4 or 5 minutes!
2) DON'T See IT a Second Time! It's like driving a car with no air in your tires! Believe me, I've tried it...Just doesn't work!
...Certainly, the first time, though, you should have some good fun!
6*...ENJOY/DISFRUUTELA! (Even if it's ONLY ONCE!)
Any comments, questions or observations, in English o en Español, are most welcome!