I had previously reviewed LINDA CAN'T STOP from Something Weird featuring Keith Erickson; this NY-lensed movie of that title is a one-joke clunker, about as bad.
With no director credited, film begins at a Smokers' Anonymous meeting with six people playing the game of Spin the Cigarette (apparently invented for the purposes of this movie). Ultramax suggested the game, claiming oral gratification could replace smoking, a definite porno idea.
First up we have lesbian sex, featuring Tina Russell as Linda paired with Ultramax. Next couple is made up of no-namers, with the rosy-nippled gal deep throating with ease. Another fed-up guy humps Ultramax, while Tina goes off to have sex with Jamie Gillis.
Tina feels she needs a cigarette at this point, so she staves off the addiction by having a threesome with Ed & Pete. Other sex ensues, with an emphasis on blow jobs. Coda has everyone returning to the table nude, and reaching for a cigarette.
Final shot is of a parakeet in a cage - a trite image of being trapped I've seen recurring not only in porn films but in mainstream efforts -either I'm over-educated in cinema, or these hacks are under-educated.
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