On the 2nd Day of Christmas (TV Movie 1997) Poster

(1997 TV Movie)

Mark Ruffalo: Bert



  • Trish : When did she leave you?

    Bert : She did not leave me. We parted.

    Trish : Is that why you're mad at the world?

    Bert : I'm not mad a the world, just a very small part of it.

  • Trish : Are you hurt?

    Bert : No! How can I be hurt? I just threw my family jewels full force against a freezing metal fence!

    Trish : Oh good, as long as you're not hurt

  • Trish : When I was a little girl I could tell the breed of a dog by its bark.

    Bert : And?

    Trish : I think you better hurry!

  • Bill : So, you two met at the store?

    Bert : Ehhh..

    Trish : First floor. Handbags. It was very romantic. Bert dragged me right off, I couldn't resist!

  • Bert : All the good songs have already been written.

    Trish : Well, no one has ever written a song about me!

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