Under Wraps (TV Movie 1997) Poster

(1997 TV Movie)

Mario Yedidia: Marshall

Quotes 

  • Amy : Clogging? What is this, "Hee-Haw"?

    Marshall : Hey, it worked, didn't it?

    Amy : Yeah, but next time, think of an idea that makes you look like a dork.

  • Gilbert : What should we call him?

    Amy : How about 'Mummy'?

    Marshall : How about Harold?

    Amy : Harold?

    Marshall : I don't know; he looks like my Uncle Harold.

    Amy : Geez, your aunt must be ready to open a vein!

  • Marshall : Have you ever SEEN a dead person?

    Amy : Oh, yeah, I've got 'em lying around my basement in huge stacks. You know, you should come over some time; we use 'em to build big forts.

  • Marshall : [breaking into Kubat's basement]  Geek.

    Amy : Loser.

    [light flashes] 

    Amy : Car!

    [both duck down as a car passes] 

  • Gilbert : Wait a minute! If your mom's got the key, then how come we had to break into the basement?

    Amy : What fun is it to use a key?

    Marshall : Exactly.

  • Marshall : He likes your hair.

    Amy : Must be my new conditioner. It attracts dead guys.

  • Todd : Hey, Amy.

    Amy : I'm busy, Todd.

    Todd : Well, I know, but I was just.

    Amy : Uh Todd.

    Todd : Well I only. I was just wonder.

    Amy : Don't make me hurt you, Todd!

    Todd : Oh. OK. Sorry.

    Amy : He's got a big crush on me, but it's definitely not going to happen.

    Marshall : Why not?

    Amy : He saw that Olsen twins movie twice. I mean, how can you respect a guy like thtat?

    Marshall : I see your point.

  • Marshall : I'm going to keep him.

    Amy : You can't keep him.

    Marshall : Well, we can't turn him in. They'll take him somewhere and experiment on him.

    Gilbert : What do you mean, experiment?

    Marshall : Cut him open, dissect him, pack him in formaldehyde.

    Gilbert : They will?

    Marshall : Of course, didn't you see "E.T."?

  • Amy : So what movie are we going to see?

    Marshall : Warthead!

    Gilbert : You're crazy!

    Amy : You've seen it three times.

    Marshall : Four. And, you know, I learn more about the character every time.

    Amy : What's to learn? He's a monster. He eats people.

    Marshall : That is such a cultural stereotype.

  • Marshall : Gilbert, it's a horror movie; what do you think happens? Horrible things!

    Gilbert : All right, I guess I juust don't like horror movies, I like nice happy movies, like "The Sound of Music".

    Marshall : You have got to be kidding.

    Gilbert : No it's great, there's singing and dancing, and Nazis. Well, the Nazis don't sing and dance, which would be great if they did. Anyway, Liesel, she's the oldest daughter... what a babe! Even when she's wearing those play clothes made from the curtains...

    Gilbert : Gilbert, you're starting to sound weird now!

    Marshall : Oh. OK.

  • Amy : He's dead.

    Marshall : Who?

    Amy : Mr. Kubat.

    Marshall : We just saw him last Saturday!

    Amy : You want your peaches?

    Marshall : When did he die?

    Amy : A couple days ago. The meter man was reading his water meter and saw him through the window, sprawled out on the floor, covered in pancake batter.

    Gilbert : Poor guy, killed by pancake batter.

    Amy : Hello? He had a heart attack moron, he just happened to be making pancakes at the time.

    Gilbert : Still, what a way to go. One minute you're making yourself a hearty, nutritious breakfast and then bingo, lights out.

    Amy : Hey, he was old, organs fail, these things happen. What about you? Are you eating your peaches?

    Marshall : Here, eat all the peaches! I don't know how you can stand these things anyway, they're as hard as bricks.

    Amy : You just suck on them a while and they're okay.

  • Amy : What did you see?

    Gilbert : A coffin, a big scary coffin!

    Amy : Oh, wow.

    Marshall : Cool!

    Gilbert : Yeah, REAL cool, especially when there's a hand sticking out of it!

    Amy : Oh, man!

    Marshall : Mr. Kubat must've killed somebody.

  • Marshall : [to Harold]  Most of my friends' parents are either divorced or they hate each other.

See also

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