Under Wraps (1997 TV Movie)
Mario Yedidia: Marshall
Todd : Hey, Amy.
Amy : I'm busy, Todd.
Todd : Well, I know, but I was just.
Amy : Uh Todd.
Todd : Well I only. I was just wonder.
Amy : Don't make me hurt you, Todd!
Todd : Oh. OK. Sorry.
Amy : He's got a big crush on me, but it's definitely not going to happen.
Marshall : Why not?
Amy : He saw that Olsen twins movie twice. I mean, how can you respect a guy like thtat?
Marshall : I see your point.
Marshall : I'm going to keep him.
Amy : You can't keep him.
Marshall : Well, we can't turn him in. They'll take him somewhere and experiment on him.
Gilbert : What do you mean, experiment?
Marshall : Cut him open, dissect him, pack him in formaldehyde.
Gilbert : They will?
Marshall : Of course, didn't you see "E.T."?
Marshall : Gilbert, it's a horror movie; what do you think happens? Horrible things!
Gilbert : All right, I guess I juust don't like horror movies, I like nice happy movies, like "The Sound of Music".
Marshall : You have got to be kidding.
Gilbert : No it's great, there's singing and dancing, and Nazis. Well, the Nazis don't sing and dance, which would be great if they did. Anyway, Liesel, she's the oldest daughter... what a babe! Even when she's wearing those play clothes made from the curtains...
Gilbert : Gilbert, you're starting to sound weird now!
Marshall : Oh. OK.
Amy : He's dead.
Marshall : Who?
Amy : Mr. Kubat.
Marshall : We just saw him last Saturday!
Amy : You want your peaches?
Marshall : When did he die?
Amy : A couple days ago. The meter man was reading his water meter and saw him through the window, sprawled out on the floor, covered in pancake batter.
Gilbert : Poor guy, killed by pancake batter.
Amy : Hello? He had a heart attack moron, he just happened to be making pancakes at the time.
Gilbert : Still, what a way to go. One minute you're making yourself a hearty, nutritious breakfast and then bingo, lights out.
Amy : Hey, he was old, organs fail, these things happen. What about you? Are you eating your peaches?
Marshall : Here, eat all the peaches! I don't know how you can stand these things anyway, they're as hard as bricks.
Amy : You just suck on them a while and they're okay.
Marshall : [to Harold] Most of my friends' parents are either divorced or they hate each other.