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Big Meat Eater (1982)

Bob Sanderson is the mild mannered butcher of the small, sleepy town of Burquitlam. His motto is "Pleased to meet you, meat to please you." Bob's life is thrown into turmoil when he decides... See full summary »

Director:

Chris Windsor

Writers:

Phil Savath (screenplay), Laurence Keane (screenplay) | 2 more credits »
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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Clarence 'Big' Miller Clarence 'Big' Miller ... Abdulla (as Big Miller)
George Dawson George Dawson ... Bob Sanderson
Andrew Gillies ... Jan Wczinski
Stephen Dimopoulos ... Josef Wczinski (as Stephen Dimopoulous)
Georgina Hegedos Georgina Hegedos ... Rosa Wczinski
Ida Carnevali Ida Carnevali ... Babushka
Sharon Wahl Sharon Wahl ... Nina Wczinski
Howard Taylor Howard Taylor ... Mayor Carmine Rigatoni
Heather Smith-Harper Heather Smith-Harper ... Secretary
Gillian Neumann Gillian Neumann ... Mrs. Campbell
Jon Bryden Jon Bryden ... Ace
Peter Anderson Peter Anderson ... Alderman Sonny the Weasel
Kim Stebner Kim Stebner ... Reliable Brush Man
Shannon Keane Shannon Keane ... Little Kid
Jay Samwald Jay Samwald ... Meat Carrier
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Bob Sanderson is the mild mannered butcher of the small, sleepy town of Burquitlam. His motto is "Pleased to meet you, meat to please you." Bob's life is thrown into turmoil when he decides to hire Abdullah (The Big Meat Eater) - a massive human blockhouse of a man - as an apprentice in his butcher shop. Unbeknownst to Bob, Abdullah has just murdered the Mayor of Burquitlam in a fit of pique - and the corpse is hidden in Bob's freezer. An alien spacecraft arrives in search of a rare fuel - Bolonium - which is deposited in large quantities underneath Bob's butcher shop. Meanwhile, Jan, a boy genius, has stolen the Mayor's cadillac, installed a cyclotron and is set to launch it into outerspace... Abdullah sings the blues while he charcoal grills gangsters and turns dalmation dogs into spotted spam... Alien robots desperate for bolonium possess the defrosted Mayor as their zombie agent... Bob and Jan are in turn the victims of repulsive temporary mutations. Written by Laurence Keane

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Pleased to meet you, meat to please you! See more »

Genres:

Comedy | Musical | Sci-Fi

Certificate:

Not Rated | See all certifications »
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Official Sites:

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Country:

Canada

Language:

English

Release Date:

April 1984 (USA) See more »

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Budget:

CAD 220,000 (estimated)
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Sound Mix:

Mono

Color:

Color
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Trivia

Jen looks at the cover of the January 1963 issue of 'Popular Science' Magazine. See more »

Crazy Credits

After the B.C.D. Entertainment Corporation Presents credit, the only opening credits read "A small time ago in a small town far far away.... BIG MEAT EATER" See more »

Connections

Spoofs Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977) See more »

Soundtracks

By The Banks Of The Bonny Burquitlam
(Music by J. Douglas Dodd (as Dodd), Lyrics by Laurence Keane (as Keane), Chris Windsor (as Windsor).
Vocals: Richard Newman
Copyright © 1982 Organized Rhyme Publishing
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Stunningly bizarre and quite memorable
10 September 2009 | by Flak_MagnetSee all my reviews

Well, its a weird one. And I don't mean weird like Crispin Glover. I'm talking presidential pig mask, live-action Thomas Hart Benton painting, astronaut dairy farmer weird, people.... Anyway, this flick comes from the outer ring of the 80's, and was probably originally conceived as a stage production, in the vein of "Little Shop of Horrors." Of course, weird is a good thing, and I can't say I had a bad time here, but I left "Big Meat Eater" on a bit of a confused note, not really absorbent of what I just witnessed. There really is some nut-ragious stuff in this one, like a 500lb B.B. King look-alike in a shriner outfit, Boy George vampire vocalist, and enough meat-related gore to show up H.G. Lewis. Throw in Ed Wood-style flying saucers, wind-up toy aliens, and 4-5 pretty righteous musical numbers, and you are gravitationally close. The story involves a Rivers Cuomo look-alike, who is commissioned to head up some sort of citizen's committee, after the town's mayor is killed and then resurrected via alien possession. Meanwhile, a scientist and his father work to construct the town's futuristic sewage treatment facility, which is secretly destined to be the launchpad for the aliens' invasion. Add into the mix some Croatian fortune tellers, Troma-flavored camp, and an intergalactic Oldsmobile, and you've got the fixins for a B-movie headscratcher that really defies description. Recommend some irradiated, lobster-clawed dwarfs, eagle-eyed bongwielder princess, and bathtub absynthe with this one. ---|--- Reviews by Flak Magnet


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