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Talk Dirty to Me Part III (1984)

X | | Adult, Comedy | November 1984 (USA)
A young mermaid surfaces at a California nudist camp to set her sights on having sex with a man of the opposite sex.

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Credited cast:
... The Mermaid
... Linda
... Jack
... Dr. Helen Spangler
... Tommy
... Marty
Rikki Blake ... Activity Director
... Chrissie
... Therese
... Sylvia
... Groundskeeper
... Sunbather
... John
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... The Mermaid (recut version)
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A young mermaid surfaces at a California nudist camp to set her sights on having sex with a man of the opposite sex.

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For a Mermaid to Stay Wet on Dry Land, She Has to LEARN THE LANGUAGE

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The All-New Talk Dirty to Me, Part III  »

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One of several porn films featuring Traci Lords in 1984, though she was underaged at 16. It was rumored she made other movies before that year which were never distributed. Every one of her films made during her porn career have been banned. Limited releases of those films are sometimes found, provided her scenes have been edited out. See more »

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Followed by Talk Dirty to Me 11 (1999) See more »

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My First Porno
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When I was 16 years old the guy at the video store said that he could not rent or sell the movie because of Tracy Lords being underage. But nobody said he couldn't give it away, so he gave it to me. Thanks Dude! I must have watched that movie 1,426 times! It was perfect because Tracy Lords was 16 too. Now I would be a perv if I watched it (not that I can because I lost it ten years ago) but back then it was my one and only porno and it got me through High School. I do remember that Tracy Lords had this crazy high squeal so I mostly watched it with the sound down (a practice I still use today when watching porno) and she had a Huge Rack that I guess was natural but not on any 16 year old I ever knew. And John Leslie was a Cool Mo Fo. He knew how to treat the ladies.


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