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Talk Dirty to Me Part III (1984)

X | | Adult, Comedy | November 1984 (USA)
A young mermaid surfaces at a California nudist camp to set her sights on having sex with a man of the opposite sex.

Director:

Ned Morehead

Writer:

Jerry Ross
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Cast

Credited cast:
Traci Lords ... The Mermaid
Ginger Lynn ... Linda
John Leslie ... Jack
Amber Lynn ... Dr. Helen Spangler
Tom Byron ... Tommy
Jamie Gillis ... Marty
Rikki Blake Rikki Blake ... Activity Director
Susan Hart ... Chrissie
Bunny Bleu ... Therese
Colleen Brennan ... Sylvia
Marc Wallice ... Groundskeeper
Crystal Breeze ... Sunbather
Peter North ... John
Rest of cast listed alphabetically:
Lisa De Leeuw ... The Mermaid (recut version)
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Storyline

A young mermaid surfaces at a California nudist camp to set her sights on having sex with a man of the opposite sex.

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For a Mermaid to Stay Wet on Dry Land, She Has to LEARN THE LANGUAGE

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Adult | Comedy

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Country:

USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

November 1984 (USA) See more »

Also Known As:

The All-New Talk Dirty to Me, Part III See more »

Filming Locations:

Malibu, California, USA

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Sound Mix:

Mono

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.33 : 1
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Trivia

One of several porn films featuring Traci Lords in 1984, though she was underaged at 16. It was rumored she made other movies before that year which were never distributed. Every one of her films made during her porn career have been banned. Limited releases of those films are sometimes found, provided her scenes have been edited out. See more »

Alternate Versions

When revelations about Traci Lords' age became known, Dreamland withdrew the movie. Rather than being stuck with a title they couldn't make money on, they decided to go back and re-edit the movie. However, Lords was a LARGE part of the story, appearing in many scenes. All of her scenes were either edited or replaced with footage with a much older actress, Lisa De Leeuw, playing Traci's role. Unfortunately, the original movie was shot on film, and all the replacement scenes were shot on videotape, making the glaring differences all the more obvious. The re-edited version was issued as "The All New Talk Dirty to Me Part III" and sported a different box cover, with 'Ginger Lynn Allen' depicted as a Mermaid rather than Traci Lords, who was on the original box. See more »

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Edited into Tales of Taija Rae (1989) See more »

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Great cast in an X-rated version of "Splash"
23 December 2005 | by fertilecelluloidSee all my reviews

When porn was shot on film, like this was, it wasn't the disposable mush it is now. There was some artistry (I said "some" artistry) and there was an effort to layer in a story. With the exception of some recent Brad Armstrong films and some of Paul Thomas's work, most X-raters these days, especially the conservative efforts from the larger corporations like Vivid, are bland. As I've discussed in other "X" reviewers, there are ultra-rough and nasty vids being churned now, too, but these feed a niche.

"Talk Dirty To Me 3" has little in common with solid entries that came before it. The first, directed by Anthony Spinelli, is considered a classic. The second is a seriously good effort, too. This installment, which turned Ron Howard's "Splash" premise into a porn premise, is reasonably well made (for porn) and does boast a killer cast -- most notably Traci Lords, Ginger Lynn and the super-cute Rikki Blake. John Leslie, who starred in the previous installments, stars in this episode also, as does the infamous Jamie Gillis and newbie actor (at the time) Tom Byron. Missing was veteran of the previous flicks Richard Pacheo.

By today's jaded standards, the sex in TDTM3 is fairly tame and not at all mean-spirited or overly graphic. The film is certainly X-rated, but it has an innocence to it that suited the source material it was borrowing.

Avoid the non-Traci version at all costs.

Director Ned Morhead also made the sleazy "Desperate Women".


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