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| Billy Zane | ... | The Thief | |
| Tippi Hedren | ... | Maylinda Austed | |
| Ron Perlman | ... | Cemetery Caretaker | |
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Michael Greene | ... | Tom Harris |
| Christina Ricci | ... | Teenage Hooker | |
| Roberta Hanley | ... | Housewife | |
| Andrew McCarthy | ... | Cemetery Cop | |
| Ann Magnuson | ... | Loan Secretary | |
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Robert Musselman | ... | Eartha Kitt's Escort |
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Marvin Lorence | ... | Eartha Kitt's Piano Player (as Marvin Lorence) |
| Bud Cort | ... | Shopkeeper (as Lord Hienrich 'Binky' Alcoa III) | |
| Taylor Negron | ... | Loan Office Cop | |
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Megan Odebash | ... | Wardrobe Mistress (as Megan Odabash) |
| Carel Struycken | ... | Undertaker | |
| Max Perlich | ... | Assistant Undertaker | |
A cross-dressing mental patient escapes from an asylum and robs a bank. The money is soon stolen from him, and he embarks on a killing spree in an attempt to retrieve it.
Knowing that "I Woke Up Early the Day I Died" comes from a script by Ed Wood, it would seem that anyone should prepare heckling comments before watching it. It turns out that, although the movie makes little if any sense, there is a definite charm to it, possibly to the point of meriting a serious viewing. The plot - or whatever it is - centers on a mental patient (Billy Zane) escaping from the hospital, killing a bank teller, attending the funeral, and then getting involved with the people in the man's life. I think that that's the story; the absence of dialogue made it a little hard to follow.
So, it seems to be the sort of movie that you watch to study, just to see whether or not you can make anything out of the loosely strung together events portrayed. I can't say that I've been able to make anything out of it. Maybe you can. Also starring Tippi Hedren, Ron Perlman, Bud Cort, John Ritter, Christina Ricci and Karen Black. So perhaps we can call "IWUETDID" the almost unheard-of movie with a stellar cast.