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Blonde Heat (The Case of the Maltese Dildo) (1985)

X | | Adult, Comedy, Mystery | 1985 (USA)


Tim McDonald


Tim McDonald (screenplay)
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Cast overview, first billed only:
Seka ... Mona La Pierre
John Leslie ... Mark Lowe
Angel ... Lori Edwards
David F. Friedman David F. Friedman ... Morris Glutman (as Dave Friedman)
Gina Carrera ... Kate - Secretary
Rene Lovins Rene Lovins ... Dr. Benninger (as René Lovins)
Richard Pacheco ... Wally Lickman
Billy Dee Billy Dee ... Howie Mann
Jon Martin Jon Martin ... Pepe
Laurie Smith Laurie Smith ... Hooker
Jill Ferrar Jill Ferrar ... Hooker (as Jill Jason)
Erica Idol Erica Idol ... Hooker in Limo (as Ericka Idol)
Madge Dennis Madge Dennis ... Miss B
Raoul Wigman Raoul Wigman ... First Detective
Ed Nathans Ed Nathans ... Second Dective


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She was a woman with an insatiable hunger-and he was a detective with all the right moves.


Adult | Comedy | Mystery


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1985 (USA) See more »

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1.37 : 1
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Mona La Pierre: Come to my home this evening, I'll give you all the information you need to know. Do you need directions to find it?
Mark Lowe: No... I think I can find my way. What time?
Mona La Pierre: Let's say 10:00?
Mark Lowe: [Looks over at the dog on the couch] Well, my dog goes to bed at 10:00, can we make it earlier?
Mona La Pierre: You name the time.
Mark Lowe: 8:37?
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Old school of porno films with ordinary detective story.
4 March 2009 | by cacafacaSee all my reviews

A private detective from Los Angeles gets a strange case ... The real beginning of the film for the classic detective. Similarly, John Leslie, was the right role for the film. Acting almost all other participants can be compared with a film that is not for adults, which is understandable because they appear big names porn industry 80 of those. There are many details that make this film one of my favorites, and to me says that I think that there is no porn on staff in the film could pass as a common crime film. Several scene appears and the famous spices that Seka action film at the beginning and the state of our heroes, detectives, to begin to work on the case and find what is requested. In his quest he used the usual detective methods almost always give results. As the man from the streets, and knows where I am sleeping devil, our hero, always prick the right place to come to the information.

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