South Park (TV Series 1997– ) Poster

(1997– )

Matt Stone: Kyle Broflovski, Kenny McCormick, Gerald Broflovski, Butters, Butters Stotch, Jimbo Kern, Craig, Stuart McCormick, Craig Tucker, Priest Maxi...



  • Kyle : We're guys, dude. We find something about all our friends to rip on. We made fun of you for being rich for the same reason we rip on Butters for being wimpy.

    Stan : And we rip on Kyle for being a Jew.

    Kyle : And Stan for being in love with Wendy. And Cartman for being fat. And Cartman for being stupid. And Cartman for having a whore for a mom. And Cartman for being a sadistic asshole.

    Cartman : Hey. You did me already.

  • Stan : [with a sigh, calmly]  Oh, my God, we killed Kenny.

    Kyle : [shouts]  We killed Kenny?

    Stan : Yup. We're bastards.

  • Stan : We're not getting on, you fat ugly bitch.

    Mrs. Crabtree : [shouting]  What did you say?

    Stan : I said, "We're not getting on, you fat ugly bitch."

    Mrs. Crabtree : Oh.

    Kyle : Whoa, dude.

    Stan : I always wondered if that would work.

  • Cartman : Don't worry, Tweek. Your family can go on welfare. Kenny's family's on welfare and they're happy, isn't that right, Kenny?

    Kenny : [muffled]  Fuck you.

  • Stan : Oh my god. Jay Leno's chin killed Kenny.

    Kyle : You bastard.

    Jay Leno : Ah, who cares? He dies every episode.

  • Priest Maxi : Boys, I haven't seen you in church lately.

    Kyle : Well, I'm Jewish.

    Priest Maxi : You're not too Jewish to worship Jesus, are you?

    Kyle : I guess not.

  • Stan : Jimmy, will you go talk to Wendy for me?

    Jimmy : F-F-for wh-what?

    Stan : Just go talk to her, and be poetic. Tell her she's my muse. No, tell her... tell her... she's a continuing source of inspiration to me.

    Jimmy : She's what?

    Stan : She's a continuing source of inspiration to me.

    Jimmy : Okay. Hey, W- Hey, Wendy.

    Wendy : Yeah?

    Jimmy : Stan says you're a cont... you're a cont... Stan says you're a cont- cont...

    [sounds like "cunt"] 

    Wendy : Well, tell Stan to fuck off!

    [walks away] 

    Jimmy : [continues]  ... cont... You're a continuing source of inspiration to him.

  • Satan : Saddam. But... I killed you.

    Saddam Hussein : Well where was I supposed to go, Detroit?

  • Kenny : And what I think, basically, is that when you let what you watch be under your parents' control, television sucks. Television sucks because parents get offended because they rely on television as a babysitter for their kids.

    Stan : Totally, dude.

    Kyle : Good point, man.

  • Leopold 'Butters' Stotch : [Butters is holding a Barbie doll]  "Hey there, Butters, wanna slap my titties around?" Uh, no thanks, ma'am. I might get in trouble again.

    [he puts the doll away and begins whistling] 

  • Butters : I don't want to do it if it hurts or if it makes you get all sticky.

  • Kyle : Cartman, that's the dumbest thing you've ever said... this week.

  • Stan : Oh my god! They killed Kenny.

    Kyle : [unenthusiastically]  You bastard.

  • Cartman : I have never in my life done anything just for the money! If I'm lying may the Lord strike me down right now!

    Butters : Uh oh.

    [He slowly backs away from Cartman in fear] 

  • Kyle : All animals kill, and the animals that don't kill are stupid ones like cows and turtles and stuff.

  • Leopold 'Butters' Stotch : Yeah, I could use some goddamn poontang, myself, right now.

  • Leopold 'Butters' Stotch : Everything is back to normal. I-I think... I think I can go back to trying to destroy the world again.

  • Butters : This is just like Vietnam, huh fellas? Whoopee!

  • Jimmy : Knock, knock.

    Cartman : Who's there?

    Jimmy : Interrupting cow.

    Cartman : Interrupting cow wh...

    Jimmy : [interrupting]  Mooo!

  • [the boys are outside building a snowman] 

    Stan : I have a button we can use for his nose.

    Kenny : [Mumbling] 

    Kyle : What would we use a marble-sack for?

  • Mark Costwold : And, papa, I know you have tried to keep your daughter away from anything sexual, but look at her now: she's a goddamn whore.

    Butters : She suuuure is.

  • Phillip : [Terrance and Phillip are in Halloween costumes, and Terrance farts]  That fart was absolutely GHOULISH Terrance.

  • Terrance : Hey Phillip, guess what?

    Phillip : What?

    Terrance : [Farts]  Farrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt.

  • [repeated line] 

    Kyle : Goddamn it, Cartman!

  • [repeated line] 

    Butters : Fellas!

  • [theme song] 

    Les Claypool : I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna have myself a time!

    Stan , Kyle : Friendly faces everywhere, humble folks without temptation!

    Les Claypool : I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind!

    Cartman : Ample parking day or night, people spouting: "Howdy, neighbor!"

    Les Claypool : I'm headin' down to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind!

    Kenny : [indistinct mumbling] 

    Les Claypool : So come on down to South Park, and meet some friends of mine!

  • Butters : Hell, Dad, I've got lots of Girlfriends. Sally's just my Bottom Bitch. D'you know what I'm sayin'?

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