The music video for "Black Suits Comin' (Nod Ya Head)" features footage of Smith performing onstage in a Men in Black II environment, featuring characters and footage from the movie. It is ... See full summary »
Jim West is a guns-a-blazing former Civil War hero. Artemus Gordon is an inventive U.S. Marshal who excels in disguise. When the United States is threatened by psychotic Confederate Arliss Loveless, President Ulysses S Grant teams the duo up to bring him to justice. On a hazard-packed train journey from Washington, D.C. to Utah, West and Gordon must combine their skills to best Loveless and his diabolical machines.Written by
Chris Turner <firstname.lastname@example.org> and J. Kyle
Loveless kills McGrath's men with what he refers to as a "tank". In reality, tanks weren't invented until World War I, around fifty years after this movie takes place. However, since this is a fictional story, anything is possible. See more »
When Jim gets on his horse at the White House, and Artie mounts his bike, he's on a black horse. When he is passed by Artie on the bike, it's a bay. When he's chasing the train, he's on his black horse again. See more »
I've been trying to place myself in Loveless' shoes.
Capt. James West:
Good luck with that one.
What could this demented maniac with no reproductive organs, want with Rita?
[Rita falls through the train's sliding roof, beside West, unseen by Gordon]
Which is not to say Rita doesn't possess a beauty worthy of a Shakespeare sonnet or a Botticelli painting. My god, the curvature of her buttocks and the swell of that magnificent bosom. So full, so sumptous, so...
[turns and notices Rita]
... what were all those ...
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Wow, there are a lot of bad votes for this movie here. I thought it was great. It's a Will Smith / Barry Sonnenfeld movie. You can't take it seriously. The humor is perfectly subtle and dry at times, and over the top at others. The storyline is only there to give opportunities for the jokes.
If you want a serious western, try The Magnificent Seven (or the original, 7 Samurai), Hombre, or some other classic. If you want a light-hearted evening, rent this. Probably don't buy it, but rent it.
For some reason it says that my review has to be more than 10 lines, so I'm throwing this in to make it work. Really a review for a movie like this doesn't need to be this long, but I guess I'll just comply.
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