The Wedding Singer (1998) Poster

Drew Barrymore: Julia Sullivan



  • Julia : [into the mirror in her wedding dress]  Hi. Nice to meet you. I'm Julia Guglia.

    [disgusted at the sound of it] 

    Julia : Julia Guglia. Hi, it's nice to meet you I'm Julia Guglia...

    [breaks out in tears, pauses, then smiles] 

    Julia : Hello, it's nice to meet you. I'm Mrs. Robbie Hart.


    Julia : Robbie and I are so pleased you could come to our wedding...

  • Julia : May I ask what happened with Linda?

    Robbie : She wasn't the right one, I guess.

    Julia : Did you have any idea she wasn't the right one when you were together?

    Robbie : I should have. Uh, I remember we went to the Grand Canyon one time. We were flying there and I'd never been there before and Linda had, so you would think that she would give me the window seat but she didn't and... not that that's a big deal, you know. It's just there were a lot of little things like that. I know that sounds stupid...

    Julia : Not at all. I think it's the little things that count.

  • Robbie : Are you drinking, too?

    Julia : No, it's Coca-Cola.

    Robbie : Are you sure? There's no rum in that Coca-Cola?

    Julia : I'm not a big drinker. And if it was, I'd probably be puking more than that kid!

    Robbie : Oh, I don't think anybody could puke more than than kid. I think I saw a boot come out of him.

  • Julia : I puked.

    Robbie : Okay. Don't worry.

    Julia : I vomited in my hair.

    Robbie : All right.

    Julia : Does my hair smell bad?

    [Robbie smells her hair] 

    Robbie : No, it smells good, actually.

  • Robbie : Thank you.

    Jimmie Moore : No, thank you!

    Robbie : For what?

    Jimmie Moore : For quitting... or, should I thank Linda?

    Jimmie Moore : [nudges him]  My business has tripled.

    Julia : Well, you've just inspired me to hire a DJ. So thank you.

    Jimmie Moore : Well, good luck trying to find a DJ who can move and shake like THIS.

    [wriggles back and foth like a snake slithering] 

  • Holly : How was your *bottle of rum* last night?

    Julia : Did I vomit on you?

    Holly : A little on my shoe, but luckily I was wearing your shoes.

    Julia : Good.

  • Robbie : How did you know that Glenn was the right one?

    Julia : The right one, ah... I always just envisioned the right one being someone I could see myself growing old with.

    Robbie : Yeah.

    Julia : And... Glenn would *be* a really good-looking older man. Like Blake Carrington.

    Robbie : I'm gonna probably look like Buddy Hackett.

  • Holly : Don't worry, I told him why you were marrying him.

    Julia : Why did you tell him I was marrying him?

    Holly : Because you love him.

    [pause, Julia nods] 

    Holly : ...And because, with Glenn you'll have security.

    Julia : But that's not why I'm marrying him.

    Holly : Then why *are* you?

  • Julia : You must be Linda.

    Linda : Yeah, that's me, Robbie's fiance. Who are you?

    Julia : I'm Julia Sullivan. Would you tell him that I came by to see him?

    Linda : Oh yeah, surely will, Jennifer.

    Julia : Hey, it's Julia -

    [Door slams] 

  • Julia : Not porno tongue. Church tongue.

    Robbie : [laughing]  Church tongue, I like that.

  • Julia : Can I get some more prime rib?

    Andre : Prime rib, always the prime rib. Make them eat the fish!

    Holly : Four more prime ribs.

    Andre : [bowing]  Your wish is my command, my darling.

    Julia : How come he's so nice to you?

    Holly : I let him look at my boobs at the Christmas party last year. Not my finest half hour, but its been a pleasant working environment ever since.

    Julia : [he looks at Julia]  No!

  • Julia : Hey, Glenn, do you mind if we switch seats so I sat in the window seat?

    Glenn : Mmm. I hate the aisle seat. Every time that drink cart comes by it bangs me in the elbows.

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