When her surrogate father who owns the casino she works in gets murdered, Modesty Blaise takes on those that killed him and are now at the casino to rob it. It turns out she is more than just a modest worker.
Five criminals get together to rob a bank in Mexico. On his way to their rendezvous point, one of them gets into an accident, and stumbles upon the Titty Twister Bar. This little detour sets up the terror that awaits the outlaws and the officers on their trail.Written by
At 1:20:12 Otis says to Buck "Nice shades". Robert Patrick, who plays Buck, wore the same sunglasses throughout most of Terminator 2. See more »
A solar eclipse does not occur in that speed. It takes quite a long time from the beginning of the eclipse to the end. Besides that, even moon moved that fast, it would have passed in the same speed, it wouldn't come fast, waited at same point and left fast. Lastly, the moon entered the eclipse from left side of the sun and it also left from the left side. See more »
[the men are watching a pornography film]
This movie is very low quality.
Don't look that bad to me.
There's no story.
It's a fuck movie. I don't watch a fuck movie for the story. I watch a fuck movie to see fuckin'.
I got to side with Jesus on this one. I personally appreciate an attempt at telling a story. When I care more about the characters, I care more about the fuckin'.
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Finnish video version is cut by 1 minute 35 seconds. See more »
After hearing countless people tell me how crappy this movie is, and after reading tons of reviews that make it sound totally unbearable, I decided to watch it myself. You know what? They are all wrong. Most of the movie is at LEAST average direct-to-video work. Of course it isn't as good as the original, but this movie was just as gory, more action-packed, and had some very funny moments (they watched Mexican porno for a VERY long time in that motel room). I was not disappointed watching this movie, because I didn't take it seriously. I suggest you relax and give it a try, you'll laugh at how funny they tried to make this a good movie.
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