When Emily Woodrow and her friends happen on a treasure chest full of gold coins, they fail to heed the warnings of a wise old psychic, who had foretold that they would encounter trouble with a very nasty and protective Leprechaun.
Five criminals get together to rob a bank in Mexico. On his way to their rendezvous point, one of them gets into an accident, and stumbles upon the Titty Twister Bar. This little detour sets up the terror that awaits the outlaws and the officers on their trail.Written by
According to the director, the Titty Twister was supposed to be seen a lot more than it actually is but the budget did not allow it. See more »
A solar eclipse does not occur in that speed. It takes quite a long time from the beginning of the eclipse to the end. Besides that, even moon moved that fast, it would have passed in the same speed, it wouldn't come fast, waited at same point and left fast. Lastly, the moon entered the eclipse from left side of the sun and it also left from the left side. See more »
[the men are watching a pornography film]
This movie is very low quality.
Don't look that bad to me.
There's no story.
It's a fuck movie. I don't watch a fuck movie for the story. I watch a fuck movie to see fuckin'.
I got to side with Jesus on this one. I personally appreciate an attempt at telling a story. When I care more about the characters, I care more about the fuckin'.
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Finnish video version is cut by 1 minute 35 seconds. See more »
The best of the three to me...but many will disagree
In reading some of the other comments, I know that my opinion is the direct opposite of theirs. Nevertheless, I found the first and third installments TOO over-the-top with the gore, sex, and profanity. While the 2nd one contains a fair compliment of these elements, this film bothered to interrupt the stream of vampire bites and exploding heads every now and again with some jokes and dialogue.
Don't get me wrong. I absolutely love a good vampire movie, but can I sit down with my wife and 14-year-old daughter to watch the first and third one???
I was not surprised that many thought the first version was a "masterpiece". After all, the first and third came complete with NONSTOP explosions, lap dances, topless lady vampires, gunfights, fistfights, and let's not forget the post-rape crime scene that came near the beginning of the original.
Texas Blood Money is much funnier than the original, but managed to have some cool action shots as well. In other words, you won't be bored unless you need twisting t*ts to keep you awake.
Hey, married guys that share your viewing privileges with your family. Go to the discount video store and sacrifice $1 and 90 minutes. You will see what I mean. It is worth a look.
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