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Modern Vampires (1998)

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A borderline fascistic Dr. Van Helsing unwittingly hires crack smoking gang-bangers to pursue the decadent vampires who secretly control Hollywood and the United States.

Director:

Richard Elfman

Writer:

Matthew Bright
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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Casper Van Dien ... Dallas
Natasha Gregson Wagner ... Nico
Rod Steiger ... Dr. Frederick Van Helsing
Kim Cattrall ... Ulrike
Natasha Lyonne ... Rachel
Craig Ferguson ... Richard
Udo Kier ... Vincent
Gabriel Casseus ... Time Bomb
Robert Pastorelli ... The Count
Natalya Andreychenko ... Panthia (as Natasha Andreichenko)
Boris Lee Krutonog ... Concierge (as Boris Krutonog)
Marco Hofschneider ... Hans (as Marco Hosschneider)
Stephen Porter Stephen Porter ... Harald
Ellia Thompson Ellia Thompson ... The Count's Girlfriend
Peter Lucas ... The Count's Henchman
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Storyline

Count Dracula is in L.A., running a hideous club scene, and he's angry that a rogue vampire, posing as a streetwalker, is slashing. He's also unhappy that Dallas, a youthful undead and former protégé, is in town. The rogue slasher, Nico, serendipitously picks Dallas as a victim; after discovering each other's nature, they become lovers. In fear of the Count, Dallas's coterie urges him to kill Nico, but he refuses. Meanwhile, a Viennese vampire hunter, Van Helsing, arrives in L.A. and hires the Crips to help him. They're soon following Nico and Dallas. When they capture her, Dallas wants to deal: spare Nico and he'll lead the hunters to Dracula. It's time for stake and bake. Written by <jhailey@hotmail.com>

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Taste the evil. Taste the fun. See more »

Genres:

Comedy | Horror | Romance

Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated R for vampire violence and gore, sexuality, language and some drug use | See all certifications »

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Country:

USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

7 May 1999 (Spain) See more »

Also Known As:

The Revenant See more »

Filming Locations:

Pasadena, California, USA See more »

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Budget:

$2,000,000 (estimated)
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Dolby

Color:

Color
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Trivia

The car Casper Van Dien drives in this movie belonged to director Richard Elfman. See more »

Goofs

When they pull up in front of the club to celebrate Dallas's return to LA, the license plate on the car is for Florida. See more »

Quotes

Nico: I never knew vampires could do sex.
Dallas: That's a myth. With a good commercial lubricant we could go for hours.
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Connections

References Mister Ed (1958) See more »

Soundtracks

Concerto for Flute and Harp, 3rd Movement
By Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
Arranged by Charlotte Georg (as Lee Ashley)
Published by Software Music (BMI)
Courtesy of OGM/Ole Georg Music
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Sooo bad
10 February 2003 | by lernoSee all my reviews

I'm used to low level on vampire movies, but this one is easily picked out as one of the worst of it's class. The only thing that keeps me from giving it a 1 is that the climax was pretty funny in a "this movie is so stupid I gotta laugh" sort of way.


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