Don Knotts: TV Repairman
TV Repairman : Hey - who did Muffin take to the Masquerade Ball when her date came down with the measles?
David : Her father.
TV Repairman : That's right! And how'd she dress him?
David : As Prince Charming.
TV Repairman : Nice! Remember the one where Bud lost his cousin when he was supposed to be watching him?
David : Yep.
TV Repairman : What department store did they go to?
David : MacIntyre's.
TV Repairman : McGinty's.
David : No! MacIntyre's! Remember?
[sings a jingle]
David : "For the very best in men's attire, head right down to MacIntyre's."
TV Repairman : That's right.
[Looks consideringly at David]
TV Repairman : Listen, uh, why don't you take this remote instead? It's got a little more oomph in it.
David : Oomph?
TV Repairman : Sure! Big beautiful set like that? You want something'll put you right in the show.
[as David takes the remote control, the room fills with supernatural flashes of lightning and a rumble of thunder]
TV Repairman : I'm getting a little concerned about what I'm seeing on some of these reruns.
TV Repairman : Well, I better get going. Your show's almost on.