Fantastic Four (I) (2005)
Chris Evans: Johnny Storm
Johnny Storm : Wake up, Ben. Hey, rise and shine, big boy. How you feeling?
Ben Grimm : Where am I?
Johnny Storm : Back on Earth. We're in quarantine. Victor's medical facility.
Ben Grimm : Reed? Sue?
Johnny Storm : Oh, they're fine. Everybody else is fine.
Ben Grimm : What's wrong with me?
Johnny Storm : I swear to you, Ben, they've done everything humanly possible. The best plastic surgeons in the world are here, Ben. You had the best.
[Johnny picks up a hand mirror on the bed table before Ben can reach it, reluctant to give it to him]
Ben Grimm : Give me that mirror.
Johnny Storm : I don't think if that's a good idea. They said the shock alone...
Ben Grimm : I said, give me that goddamn mirror!
Johnny Storm : Okay, Ben. Just be strong.
[Ben grabs it from him. Then slowly raises it to look and see that he's totally normal]
Johnny Storm : Unfortunately, the doctors just couldn't do anything to fix your face.
Susan Storm : It's got to be the cloud! It's fundamentally altered our DNA!
Reed Richards : Now, let's not jump to conclusions. We need much more scientific evidence before we can say that.
Johnny Storm : Hey, guys!
[his thumb is on fire. He snaps his fingers, and it goes out. He snaps it on again, then off again]
Johnny Storm : Now picture that... But everywhere! I mean... Everywhere! *What*?
Reed Richards : ...The cloud has fundamentally altered our DNA.
Susan Storm : You were at 4,000 degrees Kelvin! You were approaching Super-Nova!
Johnny Storm : Sweet!
Susan Storm : No, not "sweet"! That's the heat of the sun!
Reed Richards : You could kill yourself, other people, and burn up the atmosphere, ending all human life as we know it.
Johnny Storm : Got it. Super-Nova bad.
Ben Grimm : Hey, no more wise cracks about the way I look.
Johnny Storm : Hey, call me Mr. Sensitivity.
Johnny Storm : [walking through the crowd] Okay, wide load coming through! Everybody move! He's huge!
Ben Grimm : Hey! Come here, Mr. Sensitive.
Johnny Storm : Flame on!
Ben Grimm : Show-off!
[Johnny flies into the sky to make a fiery 4]
Johnny Storm : All right, I'm here, let's make this quick, I've got a lot of places to go today. Oh wait - I don't go anywhere!
Reed Richards : Johnny, it's imperative that we stay inside for the foreseeable future.
Johnny Storm : I know, I know, but when you said that last time my brain hurt a week.
Susan Storm : Johnny, it's too dangerous for you to be in public.
Johnny Storm : You've been saying that for years.
Johnny Storm : [Ben enters the lobby] Hey! Look what the marketing guys did! Look, check it out, listen, listen, you'll love this...
[holds up a little Thing doll that says, "It's clobberin' time!" in a squeaky voice]
Johnny Storm : It's catchy, right?
Johnny Storm : Isn't that great?
[Ben takes the figure from Johnny, smashes it into the wall and stomps away]
Johnny Storm : Aww, that was the prototype!
[after he falls off his snowboard and lights on fire, melting the snow around him into water, talking to nurse]
Johnny Storm : Care to join me?
[Susan has just taken off all of her clothes while she was invisible]
Johnny Storm : I'm gonna need therapy.
Johnny Storm : [to Ben, after first seeing him as The Thing] Where are your ears?
Johnny Storm : [to Reed, after the fight with Ben] What?
Reed Richards : You need to control yourself, and think before you act.
Johnny Storm : Yeah, but you see, that's your problem; you always think, you never act! What if we got these powers for a reason? What if it's like some higher calling?
Reed Richards : A higher calling? Like getting girls and making money?
Johnny Storm : Is there any higher? You know what Reed - this is who we are. Accept it. Or better yet, enjoy it.
Johnny Storm : [to Doom, after he sent a heat seeking missile after him] You missed me!
Johnny Storm : [to Reed] Hey. Nice do. Likin' the grandpa look.
[in a heated fight with Ben]
Johnny Storm : Let's see if we can get blood from a stone.
Johnny Storm : Digital camera - $250. Memory stick - $59. The look on your hard-ass former C.O.'s face when he finds out he's your junior pilot - priceless.
Susan Storm : [Johnny is snapping his fingers and a flame is going on and off] I said cut it out Johnny. Johnny.Stop!
Johnny Storm : All right.
Susan Storm : All right?
Johnny Storm : Yes!
Susan Storm : *God*
Johnny Storm : [mockingly] God.
Susan Storm : What is wrong with you?
Johnny Storm : What?
Susan Storm : Uhhh!
[watching Johnny on TV at the Moto-X Games]
Susan Storm : He didn't.
Ben Grimm : Oh, yes, he did! Flame boy never listens!
Susan Storm : What did he do to his uniform?
X Games Reporter : Johnny, I've got to ask you about this outfit.
Johnny Storm : Yeah, it's sorta Armani meets astronaut.
X Games Reporter : So, what are your superhero names?
Johnny Storm : They call me the Human Torch. Ladies call me Torch.
X Games Reporter : What about the rest of the team?
[Sue's picture is shown on the huge screen]
Johnny Storm : That's the Invisible Girl.
Susan Storm : "Girl"?
X Games Reporter : What about your leader, Reed Richards? I hear you call him Mr. Fantastic.
Ben Grimm : Could've been worse.
Reed Richards : I guess.
Johnny Storm : [diving off a building trying to turn his power on] Come on, come on, come on. Flame on!
Johnny Storm : [after The Thing demolishes his red Porsche] You think that's funny, Pebbles?
Johnny Storm : [referring to the nurse] My future wife!
Susan Storm : Johnny, have you seen Ben?
Johnny Storm : Yeah, Sunshine just left. Look Sue, I'm sorry, I... I can't stay in this freak show, I gotta get back to the real world.
Susan Storm : You're calling that the real world?
Johnny Storm : Sue stop, you're not mum, don't talk to me like I'm a little boy, okay?
Susan Storm : Maybe I would if you stopped acting like one! Do you even hear yourself? Who do you think you are?
Johnny Storm : Why is everyone on my ass? If you guys are jealous, that's fine; I didn't expect it to come from you though.
Susan Storm : You really think those people out there care about you? You're just a fad to them, Johnny!
Johnny Storm : Let's try something new. You live your life, I'll live mine. Sound good?
[before Johnny walks out of the Baxter Building, he turns back to Sue]
Johnny Storm : Oh, and just for the record - they love me!
Johnny Storm : I need names... and shots. Bartender!
Johnny Storm : [Sue turns invisible, then begins taking off her clothes but loses her invisibility] I'm going to need therapy.
Johnny Storm : Please tell me your guy's not trying to rekindle things with my sister again.
Ben Grimm : Of course not. It's strictly business.
Johnny Storm : Yes. Well, his eyes say differently, don't they?
Ben Grimm : Hey. Two hearts got busted last time. Maybe she's not over it either.
Johnny Storm : Wow, Dr. Phil, that's deep. Let's think about that. You got Victor: more money than god, stud of the year. And you got Reed: world's dumbest smart guy, worth less than a postage stamp. That's a real toss-up.
Ben Grimm : Don't trouble your tiny little mind.
Johnny Storm : Don't wander off now, boy.
Ben Grimm : [about Reed's re-transformation machine] So, how long til this contraption is up and running?
Reed Richards : I don't know, it's hard to say.
Ben Grimm : How long, Reed?
Reed Richards : I don't know, uh...
Ben Grimm : [upset] You don't know?
Reed Richards : You don't want this to get worse?
Johnny Storm : Worse than *that*?
Johnny Storm : [after Ben has transformed back to the Thing] Had a little relapse, huh? Welcome back!
Johnny Storm : You know that looked cool!