Fantastic Four (I) (2005)
Jessica Alba: Sue Storm
Susan Storm : It's got to be the cloud! It's fundamentally altered our DNA!
Reed Richards : Now, let's not jump to conclusions. We need much more scientific evidence before we can say that.
Johnny Storm : Hey, guys!
[his thumb is on fire. He snaps his fingers, and it goes out. He snaps it on again, then off again]
Johnny Storm : Now picture that... But everywhere! I mean... Everywhere! *What*?
Reed Richards : ...The cloud has fundamentally altered our DNA.
Susan Storm : You were at 4,000 degrees Kelvin! You were approaching Super-Nova!
Johnny Storm : Sweet!
Susan Storm : No, not "sweet"! That's the heat of the sun!
Reed Richards : You could kill yourself, other people, and burn up the atmosphere, ending all human life as we know it.
Johnny Storm : Got it. Super-Nova bad.
Johnny Storm : All right, I'm here, let's make this quick, I've got a lot of places to go today. Oh wait - I don't go anywhere!
Reed Richards : Johnny, it's imperative that we stay inside for the foreseeable future.
Johnny Storm : I know, I know, but when you said that last time my brain hurt a week.
Susan Storm : Johnny, it's too dangerous for you to be in public.
Johnny Storm : You've been saying that for years.
Susan Storm : [Johnny is snapping his fingers and a flame is going on and off] I said cut it out Johnny. Johnny.Stop!
Johnny Storm : All right.
Susan Storm : All right?
Johnny Storm : Yes!
Susan Storm : *God*
Johnny Storm : [mockingly] God.
Susan Storm : What is wrong with you?
Johnny Storm : What?
Susan Storm : Uhhh!
[watching Johnny on TV at the Moto-X Games]
Susan Storm : He didn't.
Ben Grimm : Oh, yes, he did! Flame boy never listens!
Susan Storm : What did he do to his uniform?
X Games Reporter : Johnny, I've got to ask you about this outfit.
Johnny Storm : Yeah, it's sorta Armani meets astronaut.
X Games Reporter : So, what are your superhero names?
Johnny Storm : They call me the Human Torch. Ladies call me Torch.
X Games Reporter : What about the rest of the team?
[Sue's picture is shown on the huge screen]
Johnny Storm : That's the Invisible Girl.
Susan Storm : "Girl"?
X Games Reporter : What about your leader, Reed Richards? I hear you call him Mr. Fantastic.
Ben Grimm : Could've been worse.
Reed Richards : I guess.
Reed Richards : [Susan unexpectedly generates a force field which knocks Reed off his chair]
Susan Storm : I'm so sorry! Are you OK?
Reed Richards : Yeah.
Susan Storm : You're sure?
Reed Richards : Yeah.
Susan Storm : I - uh - you probably thought that was some form of latent hostility.
Reed Richards : What in the world would give me that idea?
Susan Storm : Johnny, have you seen Ben?
Johnny Storm : Yeah, Sunshine just left. Look Sue, I'm sorry, I... I can't stay in this freak show, I gotta get back to the real world.
Susan Storm : You're calling that the real world?
Johnny Storm : Sue stop, you're not mum, don't talk to me like I'm a little boy, okay?
Susan Storm : Maybe I would if you stopped acting like one! Do you even hear yourself? Who do you think you are?
Johnny Storm : Why is everyone on my ass? If you guys are jealous, that's fine; I didn't expect it to come from you though.
Susan Storm : You really think those people out there care about you? You're just a fad to them, Johnny!
Johnny Storm : Let's try something new. You live your life, I'll live mine. Sound good?
[before Johnny walks out of the Baxter Building, he turns back to Sue]
Johnny Storm : Oh, and just for the record - they love me!
Susan Storm : [to Reed] You're such a dork.
Susan Storm : [stripping off her clothes while trying to escape the mob] I can't believe I'm doing this again!
[Reed tries to kiss an invisible Sue]
Susan Storm : That's my nose, genius. These are my lips.
[she kisses him]
[Standing in underware, yelling at Reed]
Susan Storm : Any more bright ideas? Why don't you strip down and have a hundred people stare at you!