The Mummy (1999) Poster


John Hannah: Jonathan Carnahan



  • Evelyn : [upon opening Imhotep's sarcophagus and he falls forward]  Oh, my God, I *hate* it when these things do that.

    Rick : Is he supposed to look like that?

    Evelyn : No, I've never seen a mummy look like this before. He-He's still... still...

    Rick , Jonathan : ...juicy.

  • Rick : Let me get this straight. They ripped out your guts and they stuffed them in jars?

    Evelyn : And then they take out your heart as well. Oh, and you know how they took out your brains?

    Jonathan : Evy, I don't think we need to know this.

    Evelyn : They take a sharp, red-hot poker, stick it up your nose, scramble things about a bit, and then rip it all out through your nostrils.

    Rick : Ooh, that's gotta hurt.

    Evelyn : It's called mummification. You'll be dead when they do this.

    Rick : For the record, if I don't make it out of here, don't put me down for mummification.

    Jonathan : Likewise.

  • Winston : So, what's your little problem got to do with His Majesty's Royal Air Corps?

    Rick : Not a damn thing.

    Winston : Is it dangerous?

    Rick : Well, you probably won't live through it.

    Winston : By Jove, do you really think so?

    Jonathan : Well, everybody else we've bumped into has died. Why not you?

  • Evelyn : You lied to me.

    Jonathan : I lie to everybody. What makes you so special?

    Evelyn : I am your sister.

    Jonathan : Yes, well, that just makes you more gullible.

  • Jonathan : [they have just walked into a large room full of gold]  Can you see...

    Rick : Yeah.

    Jonathan : Can you believe...

    Rick : Yeah.

    Jonathan : Can we just...

    Rick : No.

  • [a scarab has just crawled under Jonathan's skin and he starts screaming] 

    Rick : What?

    Jonathan : It's my arm! My arm!

    Rick : [to Ardeth Bay]  Hold him!

    Jonathan : Do something! Do something!

    [Rick flicks a knife out] 

    Jonathan : Not that! Not that!

  • Jonathan : Let's see what our friend the warden believed in.

    [starts looking through the warden's pouch. Suddenly he cuts himself on something] 

    Rick : What?

    Evelyn : My God, what is it?

    Jonathan : A broken bottle. Glenlivet, twelve years old! Well, he may have been a stinky fellow, but he had good taste.

  • [last lines] 

    Jonathan : Well, I guess we go home empty-handed... again.

    Rick : I wouldn't say that.

    [looks at Evelyn] 

    Jonathan : Oh, please.

    [Rick kisses Evelyn] 

    Jonathan : [to his camel]  How about you darling? Would you like a little kissy-wissy?

    [the camel breathes on him] 

    Jonathan : Whew!

  • Jonathan : [Trying to buy some camels from a Bedouin]  I only want four! Four! I only want four, not a whole bloody herd! O'Connell! Can you believe the cheek?

    Rick : Will you just pay the man!

    Jonathan : Oh, for heaven's sake! Can't believe the price of these fleabags! Yes, happy. Very good.

    Rick : You probably could've got 'em for free. All we had to do was give him your sister.

    Jonathan : Yes. Awfully tempting, wasn't it?

    Rick : [as Evelyn walks up looking beautiful in her new black clothes with a veil hiding her face except the eyes]  Awfully...

  • Rick : [to Mr. Henderson]  This door doesn't open. She doesn't come out, and no one goes in, right?

    Mr. Henderson : Right.

    Rick : [to Mr. Daniels]  Right?

    Mr. Daniels : Right.

    Evelyn : [locked in the bedroom]  O'Connell! Jonathan!

    Rick : Let's go, Jonathan.

    Jonathan : Oh, uh, I thought I could just stay at the fort and, uh, reconnoiter.

    Rick : Now!

    Jonathan : Yeah. Right. We're just gonna rescue the... Egyptologist.

  • Jonathan : [Jonathan hands Evy a strange box]  My whole life, I've never found anything, Evy. *Please* tell me I've found something.

    Jonathan : [Evelyn opens the strange box, inside lies an ancient map]  Jonathan?

    Jonathan : Yes?

    Evelyn : I think you found something.

  • Rick : [to Evelyn]  You all right?

    Jonathan : [standing behind Rick]  Well, I'm not sure.

  • Evelyn : [after the warden has died]  What do you suppose killed him?

    Jonathan : Did you ever see him eat?

  • Evelyn : Have you no respect for the dead?

    Jonathan : Of course I do. But sometimes... I'd rather like to join them.

    Evelyn : Well, I wish you would do it sooner rather than later before you ruin my career the way you've ruined yours.

  • Jonathan : [about a noise]  What was that?

    Rick : Sounds like... bugs.

    Evelyn : [to the warden]  He said bugs.

    Warden Gad Hassan : What do you mean, bugs? I hate bugs!

  • Jonathan : Never did like camels. Filthy buggers. They smell, they bite, they spit.

    [the warden spits] 

    Jonathan : Disgusting.

  • Jonathan : [from deleted scene] 

    [as they are riding on camels, Jonathan accuses the Warden of things] 

    Jonathan : ... and you snore.

    Warden Gad Hassan : I do not snore.

    Jonathan : All night you snored.

    Warden Gad Hassan : Break wind, maybe, but snore? *Never*!

    Jonathan : And then there was the drooling. Anyway, how would you know? You were asleep.

  • Jonathan : [entering Sah-Netjer]  Whew! What is that god-awful stench?

    [smells the Warden climbing down right behind him] 

    Jonathan : Oh.

  • Rick : [inspecting Imhotep's sarcophagus]  This looks like some sort of a lock.

    Jonathan : Well, whoever's in here sure wasn't getting out.

  • Evelyn : [to Dr. Bey about the map to Hamunaptra]  You see the cartouche there? It's the official royal seal of Seti the First, I'm sure of it.

    Dr. Bey : Perhaps.

    Jonathan : Two questions. Who the hell was Seti the First, *and* was he rich?

    Evelyn : He was the second pharaoh of the 19th dynasty, said to be the wealthiest pharaoh of them all.

    Jonathan : Good. That's good. I like this fellow. I like him very much.

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