The Waterboy (1998) Poster


Kathy Bates: Mama Boucher



  • Mama Boucher : Bobby, deh ever catch dat gorilla that busted outa da zoo and punched you in da eye?

    Bobby Boucher : No Mama, the search continues.

  • Mama Boucher : You gonna lose all your fancy "fools' balls" games! And your gonna fail your big exam! Because school is...

    Bobby Boucher : The devil?

    [Mama gasps] 

    Bobby Boucher : Everything is the devil to you, Mama! Well, I like school, and I like football! And I'm gonna keep doin' them both because they make me feel good!

    Bobby Boucher : [Bobby runs out, slamming the door, then comes back in]  And by the way, Mama. "Alligators" are ornery 'cause of their "Medula Oblongata"!

    Bobby Boucher : [Bobby runs back out, then back in again]  And I like Vicki, and she like me back! And she showed me her boobies and I like them too!

    [slams door on Mama] 

  • Bobby Boucher : [after reading a question about Benjamin Franklin]  Ben Franklin.

    Young Bobby Boucher : [flashback to Bobby's childhood]  Mama, when did Ben Franklin invent electricity?

    Mama Boucher : That's nonsense, I invented electricity. Ben Franklin is the Devil!

  • Mama Boucher : No son of mine is gonna play any foos-ball.

  • Bobby Boucher : Nice hit, Mama.

    Mama Boucher : Thanks, baby. Now you go on and have some fun becomin' a man.

  • Bobby Boucher : Mama, something bad happened today.

    Mama Boucher : [Pulls up a knife]  Did somebody hurt you my boy?

  • Mama Boucher : [to Bobby]  You don't have what they call "the social skills." That's why you never have any friends, 'cept fo' yo' mama.

  • Mama Boucher : Are men supposed to wear pyjamas featuring a cartoon character by the name of Deputy Dawg?

  • Mama Boucher : [after Vicki Vallencourt mentions a football game]  Foos-ball? Buncha overgrown monsters man-handlin' each other... 'Member when dat man wanted you to play foos-ball, Bobby?

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