Cast overview, first billed only: | |||
Will Friedle | ... | Brad Kimble | |
Jennifer Love Hewitt | ... | Leah Jones | |
Marley Shelton | ... | Brooke Kingsley | |
Danny Masterson | ... | Seth | |
Jason Marsden | ... | Josh | |
Eric Balfour | ... | Kyle | |
Jennie Kwan | ... | Trish | |
Charlotte Ayanna | ... | Nina (as Charlotte Lopez) | |
Lee Majors | ... | Officer Austin | |
John Finn | ... | Ben Kimble | |
Wendie Malick | ... | Beverly Kimble | |
Christine Deaver | ... | Latin Mama | |
Mike Moroff | ... | Big Brother | |
Lobo Sebastian | ... | Lead Homeboy | |
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Joe Cerrano | ... | Biggest Homeboy |
Brad thinks he has found the girl of his dreams with Brooke. On the night when he thinks all of his dreams will come true, he runs into a problem, no condom. On his search to find one, he realizes that maybe it isn't worth the trouble. Brad is robbed, beaten up, arrested, and everything else imaginable trying to get just one condom. His best friend Leah is disgusted at his behavior, because she wants Brad all to herself and can't see why Brad would want someone like Brooke. Will Brad find what he wants or will Leah get what she has always wanted, Brad? Written by Ryan Smith <jlewis@klis.com>
Now, I decided to watch this movie for two reasons...and both of them belonged to Jennifer Love Hewitt, if you catch my meaning. But really, this was a bad movie. The script was tedious, unimaginative, and laughably predictable. Don't get me wrong; I know that this was wrote as a "fluff" piece to be shot on a tiny budget. The problem was, that there are movies that make the "fluff" funny and interesting...like "Can't Hardly Wait." "Trojan War" was never funny, and there wasn't a single interesting character (or relationship) in the entire awful movie. Additionally, most of the actors seemed to take a page from the Bette Midler school of WAY OVER-ACTING COMEDY, which makes for a lot of joke-flop cringing. The directing, writing, and acting all combine for what is a unappealing, 84 minute long utter waste of time. Avoid this movie if you're not 13, or drunk enough to have trouble focusing your eyesight on the television monitor.