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Telling Lies in America (1997) Poster

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Billy Magic: Have you done the nasty yet?

Karchy Jonas: Sure, lots of times.

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Diney Majeski: Why you got to show off so much?

Karchy Jonas: Cause I ain't got that much to show.

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Billy Magic: I woke up in the morning, went to take a piss, looked down, and all I saw was teeth marks.

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Karchy Jonas: [sing while combing his hair] Hey, hey, what do you say... Karchy Jonas is coming your way...

Karchy Jonas: ...How are you darlin'?

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[repeated line]

Karchy Jonas: Sure, lots of times.

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Kevin Boyle: [Karchy is hidden in a confessionary pretending to be a priest] Bless me, father, for I have sinned. It's been three days since my last confession. The reason I'm here today, father... you know what it is. I just can't stop doing it. I get these thoughts and I can't keep my hands off of it. Father? Are you there, father? I know you said I was gonna go blind, father. I don't wanna go blind. Last night I did it three times. I'm doing so much that it hurts when I touch it. I wanna kill my dad again. I can't take it anymore. I hate him. I hate him, father. I just can't stand him hitting on my mom anymore.

Father Norton: Mr. Jonas! Get out of here. Gimme that! How dare you? Out! Out! You went too far this time. Too far!

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