Elaine Hendrix: Lisa Luder
Cheryl : I don't believe it!
Christie : What?
Cheryl : THAT!
Kelly : They're back!
Christie : Nice outfits. Post-it's must be really lucrative!
Michele : Romy, are you sure you wanna do this?
Romy : Oh yeah, Michele. I am SO sure!
[they approach Christie, Cheryl, & Kelly]
Romy : What the hell is your problem, Christie? Why the hell are you always such a nasty bitch? I mean, okay, so Michele and I did make up some stupid lie! We only did it because we wanted you to treat us like human beings. But you know what I realized? I don't care if you like us, 'cause we don't like you. You're a bad person with an ugly heart, and we don't give a flying fuck what you think!
[Cheryl and Kelly laugh sarcastically]
Romy : Come on Michele.
Michele : Okay, and... YEAH!
Christie : Unbelievable! They're as deluded about their lives as they are about those HIDEOUS clothes
Lisa Luder : Actually Christie. They have nice lines. A fun, frisky use of color. All and all, I'd have to say they're really... NOT BAD!
Christie : Well, WE still think they're ridiculous. Don't we girls?
Lisa Luder : Why don't you just let them think for themselves for once?
Christie : You're just jealous. Because unlike a certain ball-busting dried up career woman, I might mention, we're all HAPPILY MARRIED!
Lisa Luder : That's right, Christie. Keep telling yourself that.