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Cast overview, first billed only:
... Joe
... Mary
... Kelly
... Bob
... Tina
... Blair
... Sahara (as Bridgette Wilson)
... Dr. Leuter
... Ernst
... Dee Dee Taylor
... Doug
Beatrice Winde ... Wilma
Schecter Lee ... Chang
... Harassing Man
Wayne Parent ... Blair's Assistant
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Joe and Mary have been living together in Manhattan for six years. Joe is an actor, who has no agent and no thesping credits, but whose ambitions are very high. He works as a waiter at a cafe. Mary works as a make-up stylist for hot fashion photographer Blair, and she pays most of the pair's bills. Joe finally lowers his standards and accepts a degrading bit in a Madonna video, while his friend and co-waiter Bob gets a high-paying job on a soap opera opposite siren Kelly. Written by Anonymous

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Comedy | Drama | Romance

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Rated R for sexuality and language | See all certifications »

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27 February 1998 (USA)  »

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$83,488, 1 March 1998, Limited Release

Gross USA:

$247,745, 15 March 1998
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Buck Henry's character's name, Dr. Leuter, means "Dr. Dick" in Dutch. See more »

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When Bob tells Ernst that he and Joe are not gay, a microphone appears from above. See more »

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Mary: Want to see my driver's license?
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A big wet one to SNIFFY MELONHEAD At D.W.M. Bulldozers See more »

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References Primal Fear (1996) See more »

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Hanky Panky
Performed by Madonna
Written by Madonna and Patrick Leonard
Courtesy of Sire Records by arrangement with Warner Special Products
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"Life is what happens to you while you're making other plans"
24 May 2000 | by See all my reviews

A great yet overlooked film with interesting and thought provoking messages. Excellent cast. Excellent direction. Any one living in new york city as a struggling artist will appreciate its take on success, exploitation, Holding to your beliefs, and handling life when things don't happen exactly how you wished they would. A very funny offbeat movie!


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