Christopher Robin: If ever there is tomorrow when we're not together, there is something you must always remember. You are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think. But the most important thing is, even if we're apart, I'll always be with you.
Owl: He has gone to S-C-H-O-O-L!
Winnie the Pooh: [in a funny voice] Skull? What sort of place is that?
Rabbit: [after a tree limb tears his map in half] Wah! Oh no! The map! Get the map! With only half a map, we're - we're less than nowhere!
Tigger: After that map!
Piglet: [screaming] Help!
Tigger: Oh, relax, Piglet, old pal. There's no difference between plunging 10,000 feet to the jagged rocks below and tumbling out of bed.
Piglet: Oh? Really?
Tigger: Why, sure!
Tigger: [Tigger starts laughing for a few seconds, then puts his right paw on his chin, with his left paw on his right elbow]
Tigger: Except for the splat at the end they're practically similar.
Tigger: [as Pooh and the others try to pull him out of the gorge] Look at the biceps on that bear. We don't deserve to dangle from the same precipice.
[Eeyore mutters as he tries to hold on to a root with his teeth]
Tigger: What's Donkey Boy saying?
Eeyore: [releasing the root] I said, "Ouch."
[realizing he's released the root, he and the others fall into the gorge]
Tigger: Christopher Robiiiiin! Christopher Robiiiiin! Come out, come out, wherever you aren't!
Winnie the Pooh: Piglet, whatever are you doing - up there?
Piglet: [climbing a tree limb, atop his house] I'm doing just what Christopher Robin said I should do. I am going to look my fear of heights right in the face and conquer it!
[the branch he's on breaks]
Piglet: That is, if it doesn't conquer me first!
Rabbit: [after trying to uproot a carrot that won't come up from the ground] It doesn't matter if *you* think you're not ripe! This is *Rabbit's* garden, and Rabbit does his harvesting by-the-book!
Winnie the Pooh: You're just in time for the best part of the day!
Christopher Robin: And what time is that?
Winnie the Pooh: When you and me become we.
Christopher Robin: You're braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think.
Tigger: One for the money, two for the show, three because uh - uh, comes before four, and here we go!
Tigger: [he, Piglet, Eeyore, and Rabbit see a weird Pooh reflection in the crystals in the cave that looks like a Skullasaurus] It's the terribibblest Skullasaurus I've ever seen! Not to mention the *only* one.
Eeyore: Not much of a house. Just right for not much of a donkey.
Rabbit: Is that a golden dahlia daffodilus? Rare for this location.
Eeyore: [about Pooh's honey pot Christopher Robin left for him] It isn't mine. Then again, few things are.
Eeyore: End of the road... nothing to do... and no hope of things getting better. Sounds like Saturday night at my house.
Eeyore: [after Pooh, Tigger, Rabbit, and Piglet wreck his house] Easy come, easy go.
The Narrator: Once, upon the last day of a golden summer, there was a boy... and a bear. The boy, who we shall meet in a moment, was called Christopher Robin. The bear was called Winnie the Pooh. And together, they had many grand adventures in a remarkable place called the Hundred Acre Wood. But the grandest and most extraordinary of all those adventures was still to begin.
The Narrator: This way and that way the map led, to all the places where Christopher Robin wasn't, but to all the places he was. And still Rabbit refused to realize that the map didn't know which way it was going.
Rabbit: [singing] Never trust that thing between your ears. Brains will get you nowhere fast, my dears. Haven't had a need for mine in years on the pages where the truth appears.
Tigger: [after shoving Rabbit down with Pooh's honey pot] Why, of course it's mine! It's got my name scribbled all over it!
[gulps down a big handful]
Tigger: T-I-double "guh"...
[groans softly, then realizes he's just eaten honey]
[spits out the honey]
Tigger: Yyyuck! Ptooey! Bleah! Tiggers do *not* like honey!
Tigger: [to this tail, while he tries to catch Piglet] Whatsa maata with you? Bein' a second-rate bouncer is *not* what tiggers like best!
Tigger: Hmm... wonder what's causin' this tail to fail? Maybe it - just doesn't have - what it takes.
Winnie the Pooh: Ah, it is. It's the first day of autumn! A time for hot chocolatety mornings, and toasting marshmallow evenings, as best of all, leaping into *leaves*!
The Narrator: And so Pooh and his friends crossed over, into... well, that part of the Hundred Acre Wood which Owl had called The Great Unknown.
Piglet: [the butterflies start releasing Piglet as he and Pooh start descending] May we be coming down soon?
Winnie the Pooh: I believe so, Piglet.
Piglet: Uh, how soon?
Winnie the Pooh: [as he and Piglet start falling back to the ground] Very.
Winnie the Pooh: [points at large rock between two trees] Look!
Rabbit: [reading the map] The Upside-Down Rock: If you've made it this far, you're where... monsters... are.
The Narrator: And so it is here we shall leave them. And here we shall find them again. For the boy and the bear will always be together in this *remarkable* place called The Hundred Acre Wood.