Nick Fury: Agent of Shield (1998 TV Movie)
Jack Pincer: So, we meet again, Fury.
Nick Fury: Well, I'm not surprised, Pincer. Guys like you tend to cling to the bowl no matter how many times you flush.
Nick Fury: Beauty is trust and trust is beauty. That's all ye on this Earth know and all ye need to know.
Gail Runciter: Is that part of the recognition code?
Nick Fury: No, I just felt like saying it.
Andrea Von Strucker: [flips up Fury's eyepatch] An electronic lock-pick!
Nick Fury: Oh, there it is. I thought I left it in my other patch.
Nick Fury: You know he's a bit uglier than I remember, your frozen pop-sicle. Get it, Andrea? Pop-sicle?
Nick Fury: [no answer from Andrea] You know that's the problem with you and the Third Reich: no sence of humor.
Nick Fury: This is Hydra headquarters calling S.H.I.E.L.D. on the wave of the orca, is anybody listening?
Valentina de Allegro Fontaine: Nick! Thank God. I thought you were dead.
Nick Fury: [on viewscreen] I was. But now I'm better.
Alexander Goodwin Pierce: I was top of my class in advanced silent killing. I can do this in my sleep.
Clay Quartermain: Helluva way to earn our keep, isn't it Vaughn? Babysittin' a corpse. Baron Wolfgang Von Strucker. Last of the great global boogeymen.
Clay Quartermain: Ours not to reason why, ours but to do and die
[Vaughn shoots him]
Nick Fury: Contessa Valentina de Allegro Fontaine. Quite a mouthful when you try and wrap your tongue around it. Don't let the blue blood fool ya, Pierce. Val's an old hand at the sexpionage game, aren't ya?
Gail Runciter: Is it true what women say about you?
Nick Fury: Well, it depends on your talking to one of my ex-wifes or my mother.
Andrea Von Strucker: Pleasant dreams, Fury, I told you revenge was mine and now Zola will be too.
Nick Fury: [Fury has been injected with deadly Columbian tree frog poison] Brilliant. How long do I have before Kermit bites me the big one?
Nick Fury: Gabe, I do not intend to spend the last few hours of my life on this planet in the Helicarrier's sick bay. I'll get that vampire's blood if I have to suck it from her neck.
Andrea Von Strucker: [as a hologram] Rest assured against a force such as ours there is no protection. Against Hydra there is no S.H.I.E.L.D.
Kate Neville: You alright, Col?
Nick Fury: Between you and me and the ESP chip in your head, I'm beginning to feel the effects of Viper's cocktail.
Nick Fury: No takers, Pincer. Catch you on the rebound.
Jack Pincer: [on viewscreen] Don't you dare cut me off, you comic-book cowboy!
Nick Fury: [to Viper] I danced on your poisonous father's grave. I'll dance on your grave too, sweetness.
Valentina de Allegro Fontaine: Head nurse to Surgeon. Operation over. Patient sedated.
Andrea Von Strucker: I thought I'd lost you, father.
Baron Wolfgang Von Strucker: I have walked through the fires of Hell, looked into the face of the Beast and I have returned. Let the world tremble this night. Our work has just begun.
Nick Fury: [Fury's body is being scanned for poison] I feel like a damn bratwurst here. Either get me out of here, or get me some mustard.
Alexander Goodwin Pierce: You see, the eh, charming thing about the electronics industry, is the remarkably tidy records that they keep.
Gabriel Jones: Are you really up to leading a field operation?
Nick Fury: Of course not, Gabe! But who the hell else is gonna do this? The LMD?