Men in Black (1997) Poster


Tony Shalhoub: Jeebs



  • Kay : You sold a reverberating carbonizer with mutate capacity to an unlicensed cephalopoid, Jeebs, you piece of shit...

    Jeebs : He looked all right to me.

  • Jeebs : [Edwards enters his store]  Officer Eduardo! How did these get here? I thought I turned these into the proper authorities.

    Jay : Well, the way I hear it Jeebs, you're into something hotter than some stolen Rolexes.

    Jeebs : I'm also a huge crack dealer now, but I still work here because I love the hours.

    Jay : I'm talking about guns, smart-ass. Weird ones.

    Jeebs : Come on, Edwards. What you see is what I got.

    Kay : [enters the store]  Why don't you show him the imports, Jeebs?

    Jeebs : Hiya, Kay. How are you?

    Kay : Show him the imports right now!

    Jeebs : Yeah... I got out of that business a long time ago.

    Kay : Why do you lie to me Jeebs? I hate it when you lie.

    Jeebs : Now, just hold on a second...

    Kay : [aims his gun at Jeebs]  I'm gonna count to three.

    Jay : He'll do it, Jeebs.

    Kay : One.

    Jay : I'm telling you, that man does not look stable.

    Kay : Two.

    Jay : You know what? Talk to me; he... he is just crazy when he's like this

    Jeebs : He's always crazy. Why don't you get a message? Take a cruiser...

    Kay : Three!

    [Blows Jeebs' head off] 

    Jay : [aims his gun at Kay]  Drop the weapon and put your hands on your head!

    Kay : I warned him.


    Kay : You warned him.

    Jay : Don't make me kill you.

    Jeebs : [as his head grows back, Jay looks in astonishment]  You insensitive prick! Do you have any idea how much that stings?

    Kay : Show us the merchandise, or you going to lose another head, Jeebs.

    [Jeebs rotates the cases and everything is replaced by alien guns] 

    Kay : Mr. Edwards?

    Jay : Right there... The one in the middle.

    Kay : You sold a reverberating carbonizer with mutate capacity to an unlicensed cephalopod! Jeebs, you piece of sh...

    Jeebs : He looked alright to me.

    Kay : It must have been for an assassination. Who's the target?

    Jeebs : You know I don't know.

    Kay : [aims his gun at Jeebs' head]  GODAMNIT, JEEBS!

    Jeebs : I DON'T KNOW!

    Kay : All right, let's confiscate it; all of it. And I want you on the next transport off this rock, or I'm gonna shoot you where it don't grow back.

    Jay : [shaken]  Yeah, an... and... and I'ma be back t-to talk about them Rolexes.

    [he and Jay leave the store] 

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