Retired Lieutenant Commander Quinton McHale spends his days puttering around the Caribbean in the old PT-73 selling homebrew, ice cream, and swimsuit calendars. He's brought out of ...
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Lt. Cmdr. Tom Dodge is assigned as Captain to the USS Stingray, an old diesel driven submarine that has seen better days. With a crew that consists only of weird guys (and a gal), he's ... See full summary »
David S. Ward
Sgt. Bilko is a well-liked conman in charge of the army base's motor pool, developing a hover tank and unofficially of gambling etc. One man hates Bilko and he's coming to inspect the base for possible closure.
Retired Lieutenant Commander Quinton McHale spends his days puttering around the Caribbean in the old PT-73 selling homebrew, ice cream, and swimsuit calendars. He's brought out of retirement when his old nemesis turned the second best terrorist in the world, Major Vladikov, takes over the island of San Moreno and starts building a nuclear launch silo on it. With help from his old crew and hindrances from Captain Wallace B. Binghampton, who sank a cruise liner a while back, McHale tries to put Vladikov out of business.Written by
Jeff Cross <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Seeing Tom Arnold's name on a movie is a sign that it is going to suck. (Except for True Lies, which I haven't seen yet. Yes I know that doesn't make sense.) Anyway, this is by far his worst film to date. The cast is great, yet TOM ARNOLD IS IN IT! This is the first film I have hated that had DAVID ALAN GRIER, FRENCH STEWART, and TIM CURRY IN IT! The plot? Quinton McHale (Tom Arnold) retires from the Navy only to come out of retirement to stop a terrorist (Tim Curry) who wants to blow up an island. They have to go to the island and do stuff that would destroy the terrorist. Too bad they couldn't destroy Tom. Like all Movies based on TV shows, a person from the original must make a cameo. Here is Ernest Borgnine as the original McHale. The script sounds like five year olds wrote it. Especially, the "monkey scene". In short....It sucks. If you must see a movie with Tom Arnold, I recommend....uh,...You'll have to get back with me on that one.
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