Honey, We Shrunk Ourselves! (1997 TV Movie)

Bug Hall: Adam Szalinski

Quotes 

• Adam Szalinski : Did Nick ever complain about Camp Isosceles?

  Diane Szalinski : He sure did. He *hated* it. He didn't like the fact that it lasted only six weeks instead of eight.

  Adam Szalinski : [under his breath]  Brain-box.

• Wayne Szalinski : Your dad's invention is going to be in the Smithsonian alongside the gramophone!

  Adam Szalinski : What's a gramophone?

  Wayne Szalinski : An early record player.

  Adam Szalinski : What's a record player?

  Wayne Szalinski : An early CD player.

• [last lines] 

  Adam Szalinski : Hey, did you make any changes while I was gone?

  Wayne Szalinski : Well, I did move the Tiki Man into the backyard. What do you think?

• Jenny Szalinski : How'd you know bananas have potassium?

  Adam Szalinski : I can't always ignore my dad's science talk.

• Adam Szalinski : Wouldn't it be cool if our parents never came back?

  Mitch Szalinski : You think it could happen?

  Adam Szalinski : No, I'm just saying what if?

  Mitch Szalinski : Yeah, well, I don't think I'd miss them that much. I mean, I like when they take me places. And I sorta wish my mom was here to um, clean up the mess in the kitchen.

  Patti Szalinski : [listening from the laundry hamper]  What am I, your servant?