Hideous! (1997)
Quotes
Napoleon Lazar: And what are you doing walking around like that, with no top on?
Sheila: I'm free, I'm proud, I'm woman!
Belinda Yost: You're fired! You're fired from everywhere! You're fired from the fucking universe!
Napoleon Lazar: My babies! My beautiful babies!
Belinda Yost: Honey, if I wanted a thinking receptionist, you'd be working at Burger King.
Detective Leonard Kantor: OK now, listen carefully,Dr. Lorca, he was arrested earlier today, he told the police that you helped him steal the freak from Mr. Lazar here.
Elvina: That, that fucker.
Detective Leonard Kantor: He told the police that you were the one that stuck a gun in Mr. Lazar's face, and left him handcuffed to a tree.
Elvina: Not-uh, not me, all I did was I...
Detective Leonard Kantor: He said the whole thing was your idea.
Elvina: Oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God.
Detective Leonard Kantor: I'm sorry baby, but it looks like jail for you.
Detective Leonard Kantor: Doc's a respective man, you're... not, he's cutting a deal right now, you know it'll go a lot easier if you were to just, if you just confess!
Elvina: No, no, I swear on my honor, cross my heart and hope to die, all I did was just tell him about, about the specimen, I didn't know nothin else.
Belinda Yost: And I put up with your typing for three years, because I thought you were too stupid to stab me in the back, you're fired, you're fired from everywhere, you're fired from the fucking universe.
Elvina: Huh?
Detective Leonard Kantor: The police don't know anything about Dr. Lorca, I lied to you.
Elvina: Yeah, yeah
[laughing]
Elvina: , well, well, I lied to you too
[Ms. Yost slaps her]
Elvina: , Ow.
Belinda Yost: You ungrateful little poon-dog.
Elvina: Well, it was all your fault, you broke your word to Dr. Lorca, he was supposed to have first dibs
Belinda Yost: And what are you? defender of the fucking public morals?
Elvina: You're an evil corrupt person,
[then turns her attention to Detective Kantor]
Elvina: she takes drugs, she doesn't wear any panties, she, she, she has sex in her office with all these men all on her desk.
Belinda Yost: You ungrateful little poodle.
[pushes Elvina into a chair and starts slapping her]
Detective Leonard Kantor: Ladies, ladies, ladies, fucking ladies knock it off!
[he pulls Ms. Yost off of Elvina]
Detective Leonard Kantor: Ms. Yost, hey Ms. Yost, normally, I'm all in for a good cat-fight, but seeing how you're paying me a 160 dollars an hour for my time, you might want to consider calling this one a draw for right now.
Napoleon Lazar: If he can hear you, why is he knocking at all? why doesn't he just answer?
Elvina: Maybe he's a deaf-mute.
Belinda Yost: Elvina, if you were deaf, how could he hear the questions?
Elvina: Well maybe he, I don't know.
Dr. Lorca: Now, listen, carefully everyone, no one is leaving here til my specimens are returned.
Elvina: What!, Me too?
Sheila: [being sarcastic] Oh, no, you can go.
Elvina: Oh, thank God, so then how do I get out outta here?
Belinda Yost: [interrupting] She was being sarcastic you moron.
Elvina: Huh?
[looks to Sheila, Sheila nods]
Elvina: Well, that's not very funny.
Napoleon Lazar: Wait! there's nothing a value in there.
Sheila: [pulling the cooler with the specimen inside out of the car] Where you going? The beach?
Napoleon Lazar: It's um, it's a biological specimen, it's, it's dangerous, contagious.
Sheila: Wow, cool, this is going to be a real icebreaker party.
Napoleon Lazar: [at Dr. Lorca] Did you have the right for your vixen to waylay me?
Sheila: I never saw you before in my life, froggy.
Napoleon Lazar: Slut, you cheap slut.
Sheila: hey, now slut I don't mind, but I'm a costly slut, deal with it, ribbit.
