Dilbert is a cubicle dwelling employee for a large soulless corporation. Along with his cynical and under-motivated co-workers, he labors fruitlessly under the bone-headed leadership of the Pointy-Haired Boss. Occasionally Dogbert, Dilbert's super-intelligent dog, gets Dilbert caught up in another wild money-making scheme, to Dilbert's regret.
Did You Know?
The characters of Wally and Alice are based on a couple of Scott Adams
real-life former coworkers. Wally comes from a man who wanted to take a generous buyout package from the company Adams worked for - but one for the worst performers. This gave him an incentive to be totally lazy, incompetent and surly. Alice's inspiration was a woman who made two grown men cry. See more
What's wrong with me?
I was going to wait until the second trimester to tell you but you're pregnant with the sperm of a cow, an Amishman
A hilbilly, and a Martian.