Just because they're A-List in our hearts, it just doesn't put them amongst the top hombres in Hollywood. Here's to the skeezy, low-life, double-crossing, drug-dealing mobsters. Here's to the foreign-accent brandishing, government vendetta-swearing, well financed anarcho-terrorists. The schemers, the dastardly dreamers, the life-time cons and dapper dons. The militants, belligerents, the crass and the eternally bad-ass.
1. Jurgen Prochnow
Every good villain list has to include a German. They're always three steps ahead of the good guy, but one good foot in the ass from being foiled. Cultured, composed, always crooked.
Bad Guy Roles: The Replacement Killers
, Judge Dredd
, Beverly Hills Cop II
Bad-Ass Moment: Trusting Brigitte Nielsen
with his plans in the Alphabet Robberies. Seriously, giving that chick an electric toothbrush takes balls.
2. Vernon Wells
It's not his fault chainmail can't stop Ah-nold from throwing a steam pipe through his chest. His legend should be bigger, but just like Major League Baseball,