Vince Vieluf: Brad
Amy Fitch : [undead] Thank's for the lovely evening, douche bag! You really know how to show a girl a good time don't you!
Andy McDermott : No, no, no you're dead!
Amy Fitch : No, I ain't so lucky. I am undead and as your rotting sidekick I am cursed to remain a restless spirit until you die!
Brad : Not so fast! You want my buddy dead, nutball you're gonna have to wait. I need him first. He's no use to me as a corpse
Amy Fitch : I waited four year's on a stairmaster to get a package like this. You ripped through it like a lamb chop!
Brad : Don't blame me Andy, I warned you.
Amy Fitch : [to Andy] Wait, you mean you knew about this all along?
[she punches Andy, but her non-coporial hand passes through his mouth]
Amy Fitch : Uh!
Andy McDermott : [banging his head against the wall] I'm losing... my... freaking skull!
Brad : Come on you gotta pull yourself together, Andy! You gotta get outta here the cop's wanna put you away for life!
Andy McDermott : To Paris.
Chris : Beware.
[Andy and Chris make a toast]
Brad : Hey,hey watch it man. All right I have the score for Spain our leader with 125 daredevil points, yours truly and in second place with 95 Chris...
Chris : Wait hold on a second what about the sex points?
Brad : No,those are separate.
Chris : Since when you can't keep changing the rules.
Andy McDermott : Who said anything about sex points,read your shirt it say's Daredevil Tour.
Chris : [Girl passes by] you see that, she smiled at me.
Andy McDermott : In your dream's she's not interested in douche bags like us,european babes are charming and sophisticated especially the French
Brad : Yea hench the hairy pit's.
Andy McDermott : See what I mean.
Chris : I'll give you 30 sex point's if you can so much as get her phone number.
Andy McDermott : She's not my type.
Brad : Ah come on you-you haven't made a move this entire trip Andy.
Andy McDermott : I'm choosy.
Chris : When was the last time you had sex?
Brad : With another person?
Andy McDermott : There's sex and there's love,that's what differentiates human's from animal's.
Brad : Alright fine when where you last in love?
Andy McDermott : [to Chris] When where you ever in love?
Chris : Maps upside-down,slick.
Brad : Give him a break Chris, we can't let him fall to far back.
Andy McDermott : I won't need your charity once we get to Paris, Il show you guy's a stunt you'll never top.