Alien: Resurrection (1997) Poster

Ron Perlman: Johner



  • Johner : Hey, Ripley. I heard you, like, ran into these things before?

    Ripley : That's right.

    Johner : Wow, man. So, like, what did you do?

    Ripley : I died.

  • Johner : You can't fly one of these things too, can you?

    Ripley : Are you kidding? This piece of shit is even older than I am.

  • Ripley : Who do I have to fuck to get off this boat?

    Johner : I can get you off. Maybe not the boat.

  • Johner : Don't push me, little Call. You hang with us for a while, you'll find out I am not the man with whom to fuck!

  • Johner : Earth, man. What a shithole.

  • [when the Betty hits Earth's atmosphere] 

    Johner : What's burning?

    Vriess : Us!

    Johner : Shit! You're right!

  • Call : Jesus Christ, Johner, what do you put in this shit? Battery acid?

    Johner : Just for color.

  • [a soldier prods Johner in the back with a rifle. Johner spins and snatches it away in an eyeblink] 

    Johner : Don't ever touch me!

    [returns it just as fast] 

    Johner : Ever!

  • Johner : I'm not the mechanic here, Ironsides! I mostly just hurt people!

  • Johner : Well, I say if we wanna make any decent time, I say we ditch the cripple.

    [to Vriess] 

    Johner : No offense, man.

    Vriess : [giving him the finger]  None taken!

  • Dr. Wren : Then this little synthetic bitch is gonna plug into the Auriga, and she is gonna take us right back to home base, according to the standard emergency procedures.

    Call : No, she's not!

    Distephano : Are you crazy? You still wanna bring those things back to Earth?

    Johner : Haven't you been payin' attention today?

    Dr. Wren : Ah, the intellectual speaks.

  • Johner : Hey, Vriess, you got a socket wrench? Maybe she just needs an oil change. Can't believe I almost fucked it.

    Vriess : Yeah, like you never fucked a robot.

  • Johner : What's the big deal, man? Fuckin' waste of ammo.

    Christie : Let's go.

    Johner : Must be a chick thing.

  • Johner : [to Call]  Kill you! Does that compute?

  • Johner : I thought synthetics were supposed to be all logical and shit. You're just a big ol' psycho girl!

  • Purvis : God, I'm so tired.

    Johner : Sleep when you die, man.

  • Johner : [to Ripley]  If you don't want to play basketball, I know some other indoor sports.

  • Johner : Right, you're the "new model" droid. You can access the mainframe by remote.

    Call : No, I can't. I burned my modem. We all did.

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