Light Lunch (1997–1998)
Presenter: You're ripped, young man, it's very nice!
Chef: Gnocchi is Italian for "knees", and if you watch the stove, it's when the knees rise up that you know it's ready...
Presenter: What's the problem, my love?
Phone-In: Everyone wants to Marry me!
Presenter: That's not a problem, if you could bottle it and sell it you'd be a millionaire.