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A couple steals a Matisse painting on contract. They manage to escape the police. The sale takes place 4 days later on an island. Things don't go as planned.

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Bill Bennett

Writers:

Denis Leary (story), Mike Armstrong (story) | 3 more credits »
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Cast overview, first billed only:
Denis Leary ... Francis 'Frank' O'Brien
Sandra Bullock ... Roz
Stephen Dillane ... Evan Marsh
Yaphet Kotto ... FBI Agent O'Malley
Mike Starr ... Fitzie
Jonathan Tucker ... Todd
Wayne Robson ... Beano Callahan
Michael Badalucco ... Quinn
Lenny Clarke ... Kelly
Jonny Fido Jonny Fido ... FBI Agent Burke
Don Gavin ... Sully
Shaun Clarke Shaun Clarke ... Sweeney (as Shaun R. Clarke)
Markus Parilo Markus Parilo ... FBI Agent Peters
John Friesen ... Sheriff Herbert Horn
Sean Runnette Sean Runnette ... Marty
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Storyline

Frank O'Brien, a petty thief, and his 7-year-long girlfriend Roz want to put an end to their unsteady lifestyle and just do that last job, which involves stealing a valuable painting. Frank takes Roz to an island on the coast of New England, where he wants to sell the painting and also hopes that their sagging relationship will get a positive push back up. Not everything goes as planned, as some thugs and the FBI try to recover the painting and Roz gets attracted not only to the landscape... Written by Thomas Meyer <i03a@zfn.uni-bremen.de>

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A new comedy about love, laughter, and larceny

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Comedy | Crime | Romance

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Rated R for language | See all certifications »

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Trivia

During filming Sandra Bullock discovered she is allergic to horses. See more »

Goofs

Roz hits Frank at the party on the left side of his face, but walking home he's ruefully rubbing the right side of his face. See more »

Quotes

[Evan has been exposed as Phil the Shill]
Evan Marsh: Don't worry, Roz. I can beat this.
Roz: You know, you are amazing. You are an amazing... piece of garbage! You're worse than Beano and Fitzy and all those guys. I mean they may be liars and deadbeats and scumbags but they would *never* pretend to be anything they're not!
Evan Marsh: I meet a lot of girls who want to fuck their way into this, but I *liked* you, a little. But you don't know what you want! That's why you're stuck with that loser boyfriend of yours.
Roz: What did ...
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Connections

References Batman Returns (1992) See more »

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Don't Mess With My Business
Written and Performed by The Sidemen
Produced by Joe Louis Walker
Courtesy of DARK LIGHT MUSIC LTD.
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CHEER! - (7 stars out of 10)
23 April 2019 | by Front-Row-ReviewsSee all my reviews

The stage curtains open ...

Although "Two If By Sea" isn't one of Sandra Bullock's best films, it has a quiet and undeniable charm. It knows how to balance the plot with characterization and keeps you entertained. Frank (Leary) and Roz (Bullock) are two people you grow to care about and want to see the best outcome for. This is a great little film and well worth the watch.

The story starts right in the middle of things with no build up or foundation. Just two people - on the road - with a stolen valuable painting - police hot on their tail - on their way to a meeting with a buyer which equals payday for their efforts. They are also a couple, with their own history and share of problems and personality conflicts - and after 7 years of being together, things have finally come to a head. With the FBI, local police, a flattering neighbor, wise guys, and an obnoxious teenage kid all involved - you are taken down a sometimes comical path to a fun ending.

I saw this one once over 20 years ago, and I remember liking it. I've been in a retro mood lately, so I decided to pop it in and give it another view and I thoroughly enjoyed it. Probably more this time than the last. There is an honesty and carefree quality to both of these characters that is appealing. The ability to seemingly be in the moment with their fair share of pressure and concerns, and yet not take everything too seriously. In fact, it almost radiates a kind of innocence, even though he is a petty thief who she is trying to straighten out.

This one comes with a recommend. I was surprised how much I liked this movie, after all these years. It is a bit dated, but not too much. The chemistry between Leary and Bullock really works well here - almost like these two were made for each other. This is a fun diversion - a great way to spend 96 minutes.


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Country:

USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

12 January 1996 (USA) See more »

Also Known As:

Two If by Sea See more »

Filming Locations:

Chester, Nova Scotia, Canada See more »

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Box Office

Opening Weekend USA:

$4,656,986, 14 January 1996

Gross USA:

$10,658,278

Cumulative Worldwide Gross:

$10,658,278
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Dolby | Dolby Digital

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Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.85 : 1
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