The Crypt Keeper returns to tell the story of a funeral parlor that moonlights as a vampire bordello.The Crypt Keeper returns to tell the story of a funeral parlor that moonlights as a vampire bordello.The Crypt Keeper returns to tell the story of a funeral parlor that moonlights as a vampire bordello.
IMDb RATING
5.4/10
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YOUR RATING
- Director
- Writers
- William M. Gaines(comic books "Tales From the Crypt")
- Bob Gale(story)
- Robert Zemeckis(story)
- Stars
Top credits
- Director
- Writers
- William M. Gaines(comic books "Tales From the Crypt")
- Bob Gale(story)
- Robert Zemeckis(story)
- Stars
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Kiara Hunter
- Tamaraas Tamara
- (as Ciara Hunter)
Robert Munic
- Zekeas Zeke
- (as Robert Paul Munic)
- Director
- Writers
- William M. Gaines(comic books "Tales From the Crypt")
- Bob Gale(story)
- Robert Zemeckis(story)
- All cast & crew
- See more cast details at IMDbPro
Storyline
The old bag of bones 'Cryptkeeper' returns for his second full length feature flick about a funeral home that's a front for a whorehouse run by vampires. —Humberto Amador
- Genres
- Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)
- Rated R for horror violence and gore, sexuality, nudity and strong language
- Parents guide
Did you know
- TriviaAccording to Corey Feldman, Dennis Miller was rude and disrespectful to the cast and crew. According to Feldman, Miller once stole a van from the transportation department and left the set. Feldman and Miller got into a heated confrontation during filming.
- GoofsWhen Guttman is fighting Caleb you can clearly see a man walking in the background who has no business whatsoever with the scene.
- Quotes
[talking to a she-vampire]
Rafe Guttman: I'd rather Crazy Glue my dick to the bullet train than fuck you.
- Alternate versionsIn network TV versions all the girls in the bordello are shown wearing clothes
- ConnectionsFeatured in The Factor: Episode dated 4 April 2008 (2008)
- SoundtracksBordello Of Blood
Music by Charlie Benante
Lyrics by Scott Ian, John Bush and Frank Bello
Performed by Anthrax
Courtesy of Elektra Records
Top review
Slightly inferior to Demon Knight, but in some ways better
While I enjoyed the humor and the Crypt Keepers puns more in this than in Demon Knight, the overall experience of this is just slightly inferior. This one suffers mainly under not having such an entertaining villain/main monster as the first one; Lilith does have some decent lines, but almost all of them were sexual innuendos, which gets old a little too fast. The Collector was more entertaining, with his cynical and sarcastic personality. There's also less "action" in this one, though there might be slightly more gore. In this one, the plot also moves along a little too slowly, considering the fact that it's only meant as entertainment; with that in mind, you have to wonder why it takes so long to tell the story and get to the gore and blood. The ending sequence was also slightly less entertaining and exciting than the one in Demon Knight. Like Demon Knight, the film manages to bring in plenty of both sex and violence, often both at the same time. Apart from Rafe(Dennis Miller), there weren't really any interesting or entertaining characters. Miller does a really great job, portraying the type of character he usually does; a slimy, sarcastic jerk. That is the Miller that we fans know and love. It's nice to see him in a role that compliments his talents so well. The film, like Demon Knight, is very gory and violent, although apart from the Crypt Keepers puns, and some of Miller's lines, this didn't have that much to offer. It's good enough to watch, if you've got 90 minutes to kill, and you don't want to see Demon Knight, don't want to re-watch it, or can't find it. The films are both worth watching, but I'd suggest Demon Knight over this one. I recommend it(like the first) to fans of gory horror films, and people who just want to be entertained for 90 minutes without having to think very much. 6/10
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Details
Box office
- Budget
- $13,000,000 (estimated)
- Gross US & Canada
- $5,781,045
- Opening weekend US & Canada
- $2,634,170
- Aug 18, 1996
- Gross worldwide
- $5,781,045
- Runtime
- 1h 27min
- Color
- Sound mix
- Aspect ratio
- 1.85 : 1
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