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Santa with Muscles (1996)

An evil millionaire believes he is Santa Claus after an accident renders him amnesiac.

Director:

John Murlowski
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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Hulk Hogan ... Blake
Don Stark ... Lenny
Robin Curtis ... Leslie
Garrett Morris ... Clayton
Aria Noelle Curzon ... Elizabeth
Adam Wylie ... Taylor
Mila Kunis ... Sarah
Jennifer Paz ... Helen Chu
Clint Howard ... Hinkley
William Newman ... Chas
Robert Apisa Robert Apisa ... Franco
Pierre Dulat ... Pierre
Steve Valentine ... Dr. Blight
Ed Begley Jr. ... Ebner Frost
Kai Ephron ... Dr. Vial
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Storyline

An evil millionaire believes he is Santa Claus after an accident renders him amnesiac.

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Taglines:

He's naughty, He's nice, and He's coming to save Christmas. See more »

Genres:

Comedy

Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated PG for action violence and brief mild language
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Trivia

Don Stark and Mila Kunis would go on to star in That '70s Show (1998). See more »

Quotes

[first lines]
Elizabeth: Dear Santa, how are you? I'm not doing so well. There's this really, really bad man, Ebner Frost, who lives up on the hill... He's got these weird people working for him and I think they're gonna do something really bad this Christmas.
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Deck the Halls
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Traditional tune, lyrics by Thomas Oliphant
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You'll Laugh...You'll Cry...
27 February 2002 | by mactionY2K2See all my reviews

And then you will reach for the nearest dull razor, or butterknife on your property and attempt to gouge your eyeballs out. I've heard through word of mouth how aweful this "film" was, which inspired me to make a bid for it on an internet auction. I should have known I was in over my head when "free, or best offer" was the opening bid. Paintball with the cops, fierce battles using styrophome candy canes, exploding crystals, an orphanage with only 3 kids-this "movie" has it all. If you have the opportunity to give this one as a gift, go for it. That lucky someone in your life will be begging for coal this coming holiday season.


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Details

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

6 December 1996 (Brazil) See more »

Also Known As:

Santa with Muscles See more »

Filming Locations:

Calabasas, California, USA See more »

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Box Office

Opening Weekend USA:

$120,932, 10 November 1996

Gross USA:

$220,198

Cumulative Worldwide Gross:

$220,198
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Technical Specs

Runtime:

Sound Mix:

Dolby SR

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.85 : 1
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