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Santa with Muscles (1996)

PG | | Comedy | 8 November 1996 (USA)
An evil millionaire believes he is Santa Claus after an accident renders him amnesiac.

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Taylor
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Ebner Frost
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Dr. Vial
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An evil millionaire believes he is Santa Claus after an accident renders him amnesiac.

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He's naughty, He's nice, and He's coming to save Christmas. See more »

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Comedy

Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated PG for action violence and brief mild language
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8 November 1996 (USA)  »

Also Known As:

Agios Vasilis me... pontikia  »

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Box Office

Opening Weekend USA:

$120,932, 10 November 1996, Limited Release

Gross USA:

$220,198, 5 December 1996
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1.85 : 1
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Don Stark and Mila Kunis would go on to star in, That 70's Show(1998). See more »

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[first lines]
Elizabeth: Dear Santa, how are you? I'm not doing so well. There's this really, really bad man, Ebner Frost, who lives up on the hill... He's got these weird people working for him and I think they're gonna do something really bad this Christmas.
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Jingle Bells
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Written by James Pierpont
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nose bleadingly bad. The worst ever. please kill me.
16 December 2003 | by See all my reviews

This just goes to show that Hogan is a bad on the big screen as he is in the squared circle. How this film could ever have been commishoned is beyond belief.

I hope someone was fired or even tortured for the production of this film.

It is only a shame that the scoring system on the vote doesn't start at 0 because 1 is far to good for this film. This goes to show that Hogan should never be allowed to make any films EVER EVER AGAIN.

Thanks for your time and please don't ever feel the need to watch this film to win a bet or if you are contemplating suicide. It will push you over the edge.


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